Jam on it.

[EK WAFFLR]

And I can hardly be expected to keep a straight face.

Sorry to do a take on only part of a sentence, but straight faces are almost never useful.

I prefer your approach of laughing until you can't scream anymore.

Depends.  If the cops are looking for the wiseass, a smart face makes sense.

Or better yet, a horrified "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE" face.

God damn you. Now I have to revise my outlook again. 

Me, too.  For the rest of the day at work, EVERYTHING is an OUTRAGE.  No matter how minor.

Sometimes, not often, mind you, but sometimes, I wish I had a job where I could do that instead of get along with, and be friends with, my coworkers.

[Doktor Howl]

And I can hardly be expected to keep a straight face.

Sorry to do a take on only part of a sentence, but straight faces are almost never useful.

I prefer your approach of laughing until you can't scream anymore.

Depends.  If the cops are looking for the wiseass, a smart face makes sense.

Or better yet, a horrified "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE" face.

God damn you. Now I have to revise my outlook again. 

Me, too.  For the rest of the day at work, EVERYTHING is an OUTRAGE.  No matter how minor.

Sometimes, not often, mind you, but sometimes, I wish I had a job where I could do that instead of get along with, and be friends with, my coworkers.

I prefer it this way.  I don't have to feel bad when my inner monkey gets loose and goes haywire.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

And I can hardly be expected to keep a straight face.

Sorry to do a take on only part of a sentence, but straight faces are almost never useful.

I prefer your approach of laughing until you can't scream anymore.

Depends.  If the cops are looking for the wiseass, a smart face makes sense.

Or better yet, a horrified "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE" face.

God damn you. Now I have to revise my outlook again. 

Me, too.  For the rest of the day at work, EVERYTHING is an OUTRAGE.  No matter how minor.

Sometimes, not often, mind you, but sometimes, I wish I had a job where I could do that instead of get along with, and be friends with, my coworkers.

I prefer it this way.  I don't have to feel bad when my inner monkey gets loose and goes haywire.

This is the other American Dream. To have a job that lets you expose your inner monkey and not get spanked when it throws feces everywhere.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

DOK NEEDS MORE OF THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8WoyPEVRFo

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am watching it all spiraling and clinging to the one thing I ever wanted from civilization.

[Doktor Howl]

DOK NEEDS MORE OF THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8WoyPEVRFo

YES

YES

YES I DO

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

DOK NEEDS MORE OF THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8WoyPEVRFo

YES

YES

YES I DO

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

DOK NEEDS MORE OF THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8WoyPEVRFo

YES

YES

YES I DO

I don't think this is the future ANYBODY expected. 

[Doktor Howl]

DOK NEEDS MORE OF THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8WoyPEVRFo

YES

YES

YES I DO

My fabulousness requirements have been met for at least the next week.

Gonna put that on loop into the shop, I think.  Those guys need it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

DOK NEEDS MORE OF THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8WoyPEVRFo

YES

YES

YES I DO

My fabulousness requirements have been met for at least the next week.

Gonna put that on loop into the shop, I think.  Those guys need it.

You are a benevolent and generous boss!

[Doktor Howl]

DOK NEEDS MORE OF THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8WoyPEVRFo

YES

YES

YES I DO

My fabulousness requirements have been met for at least the next week.

Gonna put that on loop into the shop, I think.  Those guys need it.

You are a benevolent and generous boss!

Well, that's one interpretation...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

DOK NEEDS MORE OF THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8WoyPEVRFo

YES

YES

YES I DO

My fabulousness requirements have been met for at least the next week.

Gonna put that on loop into the shop, I think.  Those guys need it.

You are a benevolent and generous boss!

Well, that's one interpretation...

It's my favorite interpretation. 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

DOK NEEDS MORE OF THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8WoyPEVRFo

YES

YES

YES I DO

My fabulousness requirements have been met for at least the next week.

Gonna put that on loop into the shop, I think.  Those guys need it.

You are a benevolent and generous boss!

Well, that's one interpretation...

It's my favorite interpretation. 

O.o 

[EK WAFFLR]

DOK NEEDS MORE OF THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8WoyPEVRFo

Oh. My God. 

[Doktor Howl]

DOK NEEDS MORE OF THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8WoyPEVRFo

Fact:  I watch this at the beginning of each and every work day.