The City that Ate People #3 : They sold Providence

[Suu]

I don't see why you can't just go and sharpen the street.

Note to self:  Buy iron boots.

Like he hasn't done this already? Do you think that the chunks of metal he collects on the street after the snows recede are there by accident? I can't even tell you about the time he replaced the 6-10 connector with rebar and plexiglass. That was just CRUEL. Hilarious, but cruel.

[Richter]

I don't see why you can't just go and sharpen the street.

Note to self:  Buy iron boots.

Like he hasn't done this already? Do you think that the chunks of metal he collects on the street after the snows recede are there by accident? I can't even tell you about the time he replaced the 6-10 connector with rebar and plexiglass. That was just CRUEL. Hilarious, but cruel.

You were the one standing on it dressed as Mary freaking out the morning traffic.  Damn it all that one jsut couldn't get left alone.

[Suu]

I don't see why you can't just go and sharpen the street.

Note to self:  Buy iron boots.

Like he hasn't done this already? Do you think that the chunks of metal he collects on the street after the snows recede are there by accident? I can't even tell you about the time he replaced the 6-10 connector with rebar and plexiglass. That was just CRUEL. Hilarious, but cruel.

You were the one standing on it dressed as Mary freaking out the morning traffic.  Damn it all that one jsut couldn't get left alone.

They had it coming, all of them. I mean, these people live in Cranston and Johnston, after all. They think they see Mary in the milk swirls of their medium iced regular. They make Dimo's guidoness look like a bad tan! I didn't do it to hurt them, I did it to ENLIGHTEN THEM.

[Doktor Howl]

I don't see why you can't just go and sharpen the street.

Note to self:  Buy iron boots.

Like he hasn't done this already? Do you think that the chunks of metal he collects on the street after the snows recede are there by accident? I can't even tell you about the time he replaced the 6-10 connector with rebar and plexiglass. That was just CRUEL. Hilarious, but cruel.

You were the one standing on it dressed as Mary freaking out the morning traffic.  Damn it all that one jsut couldn't get left alone.

She only did it once.  It's not like she made it a...habit.

Dok,
Not sorry.

[Richter]

I don't see why you can't just go and sharpen the street.

Note to self:  Buy iron boots.

Like he hasn't done this already? Do you think that the chunks of metal he collects on the street after the snows recede are there by accident? I can't even tell you about the time he replaced the 6-10 connector with rebar and plexiglass. That was just CRUEL. Hilarious, but cruel.

You were the one standing on it dressed as Mary freaking out the morning traffic.  Damn it all that one jsut couldn't get left alone.

She only did it once.  It's not like she made it a...habit.

Dok,
Not sorry.

[Richter]

I remember going to Thayer St. when I was like 13 and it was filled with bikers and panhandlers and scenesters.  The place was filled with skate shops and record stores.  Now it's a bunch of Brown kids pretending to be poor and Urban Outfitters.  There are a few relics, like that surplus store where Dok dug up a longcoat and some goggles, but you don't see the street line with motorcycles much anymore.  Wouldn't want to offend anyone.

The place worth a damn is Wickenden for now, as you may know.  I encourage strolling it.  Like some parts of Cambridge are, it is TOTALLY SAFE.  never mind the folks selling razors to the local hipsters.  No shitting wheere you eat and all

[Left]

It's like they have to pasteurize everything cool in America until it all looks like mall.  Mall, mall, mall.
The United States has been malled. 
It was a self-inflicted injury.