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Started by EK WAFFLR, May 31, 2013, 12:29:30 AM

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EK WAFFLR

May 31, 2013, 12:29:30 AM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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#1
May 31, 2013, 12:31:23 AM
I shouldn't laugh, but that's pretty fucking funny on a number of levels.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#2
May 31, 2013, 12:33:25 AM
Oh Oregon! :p
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May 31, 2013, 12:38:09 AM
It's hilarious!
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#4
May 31, 2013, 12:41:53 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 31, 2013, 12:33:25 AM
Oh Oregon! :p

:lulz: I didn't even notice that.

But of COURSE it's Oregon.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#5
May 31, 2013, 12:43:16 AM
I mean, the guy kinda had a point if you ask me. :lulz:
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May 31, 2013, 12:48:07 AM
The big news in Portland the other day was that there was a swarm of bees on the Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall.

A quick glance at today's headlines includes "Man tries to blow up Salem sign with typo on it", "Photos: Police rescue baby red-tailed hawk", "Head of Hanford toxic tank farm abruptly quits", and the top headline of the day, "Illegal Monsanto gene-altered wheat found growing in E. Oregon"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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May 31, 2013, 12:49:14 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on May 31, 2013, 12:43:16 AM
I mean, the guy kinda had a point if you ask me. :lulz:

He did. He really did.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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May 31, 2013, 12:57:06 AM
Hee hee hee aww. :lol: :sad:

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May 31, 2013, 01:07:29 AM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 31, 2013, 12:29:30 AM
Grammar Terrorists??

It's about time.  I say You People should either learn to use English properly, or pay the price.
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#10
May 31, 2013, 04:22:23 AM
I also note that said dude did NOT get charged with making a "simulated device of mass destruction."



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May 31, 2013, 05:15:08 AM
This is an inspiration for the Boston weird.
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May 31, 2013, 05:50:29 AM
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May 31, 2013, 08:22:13 AM
Has someone dumped something into Oregon's water supply recently? Place is trying to become the new Florida.
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May 31, 2013, 08:27:24 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 31, 2013, 08:22:13 AM
Has someone dumped something into Oregon's water supply recently? Place is trying to become the new Florida.

:lulz: FUNNY YOU SHOULD PUT IT LIKE THAT... http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323398204578488290293116774.html
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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