Surprise: Dalek isn't on meth, neither a retard

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

No such thing as "you came too fast" in old people. Sadly.

Yeah, I'm not remotely old enough to write these.



One day I'll be old...and I'll show you. I'll show all of you.

<---- fist-wavy guy needs white hair and beard

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

No such thing as "you came too fast" in old people. Sadly.

You came while I was still working on coming, and now you are too worn out to keep going until I come is always too fast.  Whether it is 15 minutes or 4 hours.

Nope.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There are a host of physical realities that change with age. Someday, you'll find out.

[Doktor Howl]

There are a host of physical realities that change with age. Someday, you'll find out.

YOUR PROSTATE IS A TRAITOR, GUYS.  KILL IT NOW.

[LMNO]

VIA PEGGING. CONTACT NIGEL'S DILDOES FOR MORE INFORMATION.

[Doktor Howl]

VIA PEGGING. CONTACT NIGEL'S DILDOES FOR MORE INFORMATION.

ALSO, BUTT CHUGGING.  PUT WEED ON DILDO.  FOLLOW POSTED WORK INSTRUCTIONS.  WASH HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Left]

There are a host of physical realities that change with age. Someday, you'll find out.

If lose my libido when I hit menopause, I will be very pissed off.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There are a host of physical realities that change with age. Someday, you'll find out.

If lose my libido when I hit menopause, I will be very pissed off.

I used to think I'd be pissed but it's amazing how little I actually care about it. Sex used to be a huge motivator for me, now I'm like, eh, sounds nice once in a while.

Actually caring about it as much as I used to just sounds slightly childish and a waste of energy now. It just isn't important, because it isn't important, if you know what I mean.

I have no idea whether my decline in interest is due to physical changes (surgery) or psychological changes, and honestly I am not really concerned either way.

[Left]

There are a host of physical realities that change with age. Someday, you'll find out.

If lose my libido when I hit menopause, I will be very pissed off.

I used to think I'd be pissed but it's amazing how little I actually care about it. Sex used to be a huge motivator for me, now I'm like, eh, sounds nice once in a while.

Actually caring about it as much as I used to just sounds slightly childish and a waste of energy now. It just isn't important, because it isn't important, if you know what I mean.

I have no idea whether my decline in interest is due to physical changes (surgery) or psychological changes, and honestly I am not really concerned either way.

I'm thinking about taking a small amount of testosterone.
...If I do, I suspect sex will become a LOT more important.

[Freeky]

Having a sex drive is kind of exhausting, period.