Koan Nebula

[hirley0]

"When I will become a master?", asked the student.

The master then held a rock with one of his hands, and showed it to his student.

"When you get this rock from my hands, you will be a master.", said he. And then threw the rock through the window. The rock landed in the back of a speeding truck, and was carried away.

The student stared at the master, and the master smiled.

"Well?", said the master. Not really did not do well in Int

[hirley0]

Golden Rod approached the monk Nopants.

"Master Nopants, what can I learn by observing Primal Chaos?"

The master held up a pen. "Do you know what this is?"

"Yes, it's a pen."

The master said. "I use it to scratch my balls."

i think it was a trick Question

My guess is the "PEN" was actually an audio recorder {Looked Like PeN

[hirley0]

That is not a bad koan, at all! Lost it June 5 Eo{NeBuLa}