Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

It got all awesome and rainy here, and we were out on the porch when the hail happened! 

[Suu]

We got NOTHING here. The clouds came over, I was getting all kinds of excited for a good boomer ....and it rained for about 5 minutes.

You Massholes ate all the thunder and didn't share with Rhode Island, didn't you?

[Doktor Howl]

We got NOTHING here. The clouds came over, I was getting all kinds of excited for a good boomer ....and it rained for about 5 minutes.

You Massholes ate all the thunder and didn't share with Rhode Island, didn't you?

Our skies are clear.  Completely clear (well, minus the haze of coyote poop powder), and they will stay that way for 3-4 more weeks, at which point the world will end.

[Freeky]

It rained down here in the valley, what, Saturday?  I think it was then. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Well I'm currently reading http://special-snowflake-hall-of-fame.tumblr.com/ and losing the will to live.  Not due to Snow herself, but the things she finds... 

Wow, I actually hate her. What is she, 15?

For example, this: http://killdrugs.tumblr.com/post/50026987785

Girl gets in trouble for not covering her bra, wearing a COMPLETELY ANDROGYNOUS SHIRT THAT WOULD BE OK FOR BOYS. And probably for her, if her tits were small enough to not require a lacey supportive undergarment.

Snow makes fun of it, because apparently girl is "wrong" for objecting to patriarchical, controlling bullshit.

Sorry dude, Snow is a fucking retard. Can't take her seriously. She's a double-standard apologist, at best

Some girls get cock this way. Hope it's working for her, at least.

Yes, HATE.

BESIDES the patriarchy thing, there's the "who gives a fuck what other people wear" thing. Which is very close to my heart.
Dress codes are retarded anyway. As proven by that White House petition you posted the other day.

I don't think I'd want what's on the other end of a cock that likes shit like that.

Yeah, also "School prepares you for real life" 

Devil's advocate:  If she is like, 15, she's been fed that line for a full decade. 

Other than that, yeah.  She's pretty awful and annoying.

Apparently she's 22.

She didn't say that, some other kid who can't think for himself did.

Snow is a total panderer to authority and seems to lack any capability for comprehending the subtleties in the permutations of human interactions and oppression. She's a fucking dipshit who thinks that because she's marginally above average, intellectually speaking, that entitles her to pass judgement on all the small objections lesser mortals have to the way they're treated by the people who have power over them.

Unfortunately, being just smart enough to articulate how much of an twit she is, she falls victim to man's great leveler, Dunning/Kruger Effect.

I think you just found RWHN a soulmate.

[Sita]

I'm not a conversationalist, not by a long shot. I tend to speak my opinion when it is directly requested of me and that's it.
This apparently is an annoying trait.
And one that I have no clue how to change.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

We got NOTHING here. The clouds came over, I was getting all kinds of excited for a good boomer ....and it rained for about 5 minutes.

You Massholes ate all the thunder and didn't share with Rhode Island, didn't you?

YUP.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm not a conversationalist, not by a long shot. I tend to speak my opinion when it is directly requested of me and that's it.
This apparently is an annoying trait.
And one that I have no clue how to change.

You just did it.  The point is to interact.  In some fashion.

Otherwise, it's just voyeurism.  Like television.

[Salty]

Har har har.

More from the Dumbass LMT Department:

So, there was a fella who has been renting in space that is now mine.
He wanted to be my business partner, and to make a long story short, screw that.

He would not meet to show me his Just Graduated a Year Ago "skills" so.I told him that a partnership was out and offered him a smoking del on rent.

Which he did not respond to for 48 hours, after I mentioned sveral times about the Horrible Time Crunch.

He was also "worried" about his part of half rent.

So I told him to leave his keys by the 1st of July.



Now he's sent me an email claiming the lease he signed WITH THE OTHER GUY is for a year and he's staying. Also told me I'm very rude and need to learn patience.



What a fucking moron.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

He wants you to honor a lease he had with someone else? 

[Doktor Howl]

Board is now dead in the day, and jamming at night?

RECALCULATING...

[Salty]

He wants you to honor a lease he had with someone else? 

Yeah, add to that: it is NOT  lease, as the primary lease does not allow sublets. He's a "participating contractor".

AND there's an open termination clause in the "lease" he did sign.

AND he told me its "fine" if in raise the rent as long as its "fair".

[Salty]

Board is now dead in the day, and jamming at night?

RECALCULATING...

You can never tell with those Discordian jerks.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Board is now dead in the day, and jamming at night?

RECALCULATING...

GAME CHANGER!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

He wants you to honor a lease he had with someone else? 

Yeah, add to that: it is NOT  lease, as the primary lease does not allow sublets. He's a "participating contractor".

AND there's an open termination clause in the "lease" he did sign.

AND he told me its "fine" if in raise the rent as long as its "fair".

Wow, it sounds like he really doesn't know how to work life.