Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum

[Junkenstein]

Got an unconditional offer to go back to Uni in Septemeber.

Finally.  Only three weeks over schedule on that answer, guys.  I was about to ask for a revised answer timetable.  But yes.  At least I know now.

Good going that man.

It's appearing increasingly likely that I'm going to have to transplant my life to this shithole. I'm spending the next few hours swearing then I'll consider the logistics and if it's actually worth it.

[Cain]

Thanks. 

I suggest not doing so.  I know in Cameron's UK, we are all serfs now, but have you considered purchasing your freedom from your retarded employers and setting your sights on somewhere more relaxing.  Like, say, Aleppo?

[Junkenstein]

Given my line of work, Syria could easily keep me busy until I retire.

You know what, that's worth looking into. It's probably got less incidents of racial violence than here.

It looks nicer than here too.

The people seem friendlier as well.


NEEDED - SYRIAN TRANSLATOR FOR POTENTIALLY LUCRATIVE BUSINESS VENTURE.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Congrats cain.

Yesterday villager and i had breakfast with her best friend who lives downstairs her roommate and his marine buddy whos also best friends fuck buddy. In between having normal conversations he calls me a variety of names (after calling me a woman driver the night before because of not being able to get into the narrow drive way on one go). On the way from minigolf villager notes that i dont seem to be enjoying myself and thats when i mention it. She said she hadnt noticed. Then at lunch he takes the opportunity to say that im ugly. She tells me after that shell talk to her friend about it and how i should probably just give it back to him. Thing is i dont want to. Guy needs to figure out that people generally dont like socializing with assholes. If i give it back to him at all its going to be an unambiguous assessment of his character.

On a better note i was just on the phone with england. Dad sounds pretty good today.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The guy reminds me of someone we know who acquired the nickname dickweed. Difference is that while dickweed was a smug guy who needed people to say attention to him he went out of his way to be friendly and not be a jerk out of habit.

[Doktor Howl]

Congrats cain.

Yesterday villager and i had breakfast with her best friend who lives downstairs her roommate and his marine buddy whos also best friends fuck buddy. In between having normal conversations he calls me a variety of names (after calling me a woman driver the night before because of not being able to get into the narrow drive way on one go). On the way from minigolf villager notes that i dont seem to be enjoying myself and thats when i mention it. She said she hadnt noticed. Then at lunch he takes the opportunity to say that im ugly. She tells me after that shell talk to her friend about it and how i should probably just give it back to him. Thing is i dont want to. Guy needs to figure out that people generally dont like socializing with assholes. If i give it back to him at all its going to be an unambiguous assessment of his character.

On a better note i was just on the phone with england. Dad sounds pretty good today.

You don't have to put up with that.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Yeah im not going to anymore. If hes around villager and i will find something else to do.

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah im not going to anymore. If hes around villager and i will find something else to do.

Some people can trash-talk and it's funny.  Some people can't.  This guy either can't and isn't smart enough to realize it, or he's a complete arse biscuit who's trying to show off for his SO.

In either case, it's not someone with whom you want to waste your precious, irreplaceable time on this Earth.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Yeah thats what i figured too. Hes certainly not good at it either way because im neither amused nor insulted. Just annoyed. Id have at least given him points for creativity if he didnt sound like an obnoxious high school kid. And i thought exactly what you said. Being around him is a waste of my time. Waste of villagers friends time too but shell figure that out when she realizes that no one upstairs likes the guy and avoid her when hes around.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Do any of you spags skateboard? I'm thinking about getting a longboard.

Not in a LONG time, but when I lived in Mammoth I used to use my roommate's longboard to get to and from work sometimes. It's great exercise and reasonably fun as long as the grades are gentle. I have no useful advice regarding gear or anything like that.

It's more or less flat between here and school. I have my eyes on a couple of boards: an Eastside Rocky Bomber or a Landyachts Drop Curve. I would love a Longboardlarry Salamander, but I'm just not paying $300 for a board right now.

A guy in Lake O has a used Bustin EQ for sale for $130, it's a great price for the board but it's more of a downhiller with no flex and no kick, so I'm thinking I should hold out for a more ideal commuter board when my student aid comes in.

I have not set foot on a deck in 25 years, it's like a whole new world out there.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Got an unconditional offer to go back to Uni in Septemeber.

Finally.  Only three weeks over schedule on that answer, guys.  I was about to ask for a revised answer timetable.  But yes.  At least I know now.

SWEET!

[Doktor Howl]

Surrounded by dipshits.

"We need that baghouse to be your #1 priority."

"Okay."

"But first, we need you to do these 20 other things."

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So its your number twenty one priority? Lol

[Doktor Howl]

So its your number twenty one priority? Lol

What that MEANS is "Even though we aren't giving you the time or resources to get it done, it's still your fault when it doesn't happen."

So I'm doing the baghouse.  The other shit can wait.  After all, the baghouse is my #1 priority.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That blows