Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum

[Doktor Howl]

HAHAHAHA!

IT IS ALIIIIIIIVE!

WE'RE DOING MAD SCIENCE UP IN THIS SHIT!

[Salty]

These god damned diploma mills need to stop their bullshit.

They pump out LMT after LMT, tell them they're all going to make $90k a year, and let them rot. They teach them nothing about business, nothing valuable anyway.
Then again, people with business degrees are frequently morons.

Some got it, some don't, I guess.

My ex has an MBA, and is a complete idiot about business.

And about everything else, too.

At the time I met him in wondered strongly whether it would fuck your shit up if I got Holy with him. It was a near thing. I should have asked him at what point people get culturally fat and felt shame for not doing so.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

These god damned diploma mills need to stop their bullshit.

They pump out LMT after LMT, tell them they're all going to make $90k a year, and let them rot. They teach them nothing about business, nothing valuable anyway.
Then again, people with business degrees are frequently morons.

Some got it, some don't, I guess.

My ex has an MBA, and is a complete idiot about business.

And about everything else, too.

At the time I met him in wondered strongly whether it would fuck your shit up if I got Holy with him. It was a near thing. I should have asked him at what point people get culturally fat and felt shame for not doing so.

CULTURALLY FAT

That is PRICELESS. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HAHAHAHA!

IT IS ALIIIIIIIVE!

WE'RE DOING MAD SCIENCE UP IN THIS SHIT!

Oh sweet baby Jesus crawling around in heaven.

[East Coast Hustle]

All the 21-ish year old prep cooks and dishwashers at work just invited me to come hang out and get all gangsta with them at the casino tonight.

Apparently I'm still cool.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Make sure that all OSHI regulations are adhered to dok

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

HAHAHAHA!

IT IS ALIIIIIIIVE!

WE'RE DOING MAD SCIENCE UP IN THIS SHIT!

Oh sweet baby Jesus crawling around in heaven.

Now as I run like hell, I shall pray
Dok's Mad Science lets me get away.
If it catches me 'ere I escape,
I pray Empress Nigel my soul, takes.
If I escape Dok's ensuing gore,
I pray, Dark Empress this prayer ignore.

[Doktor Howl]

All the 21-ish year old prep cooks and dishwashers at work just invited me to come hang out and get all gangsta with them at the casino tonight.

Apparently I'm still cool.

Welcome to Grand Old Man-hood.

[Doktor Howl]

HAHAHAHA!

IT IS ALIIIIIIIVE!

WE'RE DOING MAD SCIENCE UP IN THIS SHIT!

Oh sweet baby Jesus crawling around in heaven.

Now as I run like hell, I shall pray
Dok's Mad Science lets me get away.
If it catches me 'ere I escape,
I pray Empress Nigel my soul, takes.
If I escape Dok's ensuing gore,
I pray, Dark Empress this prayer ignore.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HAHAHAHA!

IT IS ALIIIIIIIVE!

WE'RE DOING MAD SCIENCE UP IN THIS SHIT!

Oh sweet baby Jesus crawling around in heaven.

Now as I run like hell, I shall pray
Dok's Mad Science lets me get away.
If it catches me 'ere I escape,
I pray Empress Nigel my soul, takes.
If I escape Dok's ensuing gore,
I pray, Dark Empress this prayer ignore.

Nice 

[Richter]

They should know to NEVAR forget about Dok.

[Junkenstein]

Resignation emailed to all and copies left on desk.

Now to play the waiting game.

[Lenin McCarthy]

And to add to all this madness:
Being consistently stupidly happy and seriously making plans to hitchhike 350 kilometres (spending 180$ on train tickets is not an option for me at the moment) to meet someone does suggest that I'm in love or something.

[EK WAFFLR]

And to add to all this madness:
Being consistently stupidly happy and seriously making plans to hitchhike 350 kilometres (spending 180$ on train tickets is not an option for me at the moment) to meet someone does suggest that I'm in love or something.

$180? where are you going? Azerbaijan?

Anyway, the stupidly happy being in love thing is all kinds of awesome!

[Doktor Howl]

They should know to NEVAR forget about Dok.

Ya'll know me, still the same old D.