MAKE ANOTHER RULE, PASS ANOTHER LAW!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I want to ban everyone from driving, where's that one?

Make it, I'll sign it.
I live and drive in Houston, these people should all be off the road for their own safety.

Dude. Boston drivers.

They won't let you cross the street. And the native Bostonian pedestrians are fearless, they walk into speeding traffic thinking "Hit me motherfucker, I could use the money." 

Not only have I done that, I shouted pretty much that same thing while doing it.

Drivers get pissed when you do that.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I want to ban everyone from driving, where's that one?

Make it, I'll sign it.
I live and drive in Houston, these people should all be off the road for their own safety.

Dude. Boston drivers.

They won't let you cross the street. And the native Bostonian pedestrians are fearless, they walk into speeding traffic thinking "Hit me motherfucker, I could use the money." 

Not only have I done that, I shouted pretty much that same thing while doing it.

Drivers get pissed when you do that.

I fucking loved Boston. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I want to ban everyone from driving, where's that one?

Make it, I'll sign it.
I live and drive in Houston, these people should all be off the road for their own safety.

Dude. Boston drivers.

They won't let you cross the street. And the native Bostonian pedestrians are fearless, they walk into speeding traffic thinking "Hit me motherfucker, I could use the money." 

Not only have I done that, I shouted pretty much that same thing while doing it.

Drivers get pissed when you do that.

I fucking loved Boston. 

[Cainad (dec.)]

Massachusetts drivers are literally the worst fucking drivers I have ever been in proximity to, and I've been lost in Manhattan traffic multiple time.

There's a certain mean-spirited insanity present in those freaks that I cannot explain. Especially in Worcester.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Massachusetts drivers are literally the worst fucking drivers I have ever been in proximity to, and I've been lost in Manhattan traffic multiple time.

There's a certain mean-spirited insanity present in those freaks that I cannot explain. Especially in Worcester.

Worcester is a really bizarre place.

It's Massachusetts, but the least Massachusetts place in all of Massachusetts. On the one hand its populated with people that you'd probably find in Boston, except in a city in the middle of nowhere. On the other, Monster Truck Rallies.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Massachusetts drivers are literally the worst fucking drivers I have ever been in proximity to, and I've been lost in Manhattan traffic multiple time.

There's a certain mean-spirited insanity present in those freaks that I cannot explain. Especially in Worcester.

Worcester is a really bizarre place.

It's Massachusetts, but the least Massachusetts place in all of Massachusetts. On the one hand its populated with people that you'd probably find in Boston, except in a city in the middle of nowhere. On the other, Monster Truck Rallies.

You know how you've found yourself in Worcester? You see a bunch of Bostonian metalheads showing up for a concert and guffawing at the number of gun shops.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Massachusetts drivers are literally the worst fucking drivers I have ever been in proximity to, and I've been lost in Manhattan traffic multiple time.

There's a certain mean-spirited insanity present in those freaks that I cannot explain. Especially in Worcester.

My only exposure to Mass traffic was Boston, and I was all, whoa what are these people doing. Jesus fuck.

[Cain]

Apparently this is now a super serious bone of contention on Tumblr.

Half of Tumblr is going "yeah, awesome, stick it to the men!" and the other half is going "retarded shit like this is why they raised the petition number limit, causing a number of good petitions to fail you morons".  And those two groups are now fighting.

It's cute how both of them think the White House pays any damn attention to the petition site anyway, and won't just do what it wants to regardless.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Apparently this is now a super serious bone of contention on Tumblr.

Half of Tumblr is going "yeah, awesome, stick it to the men!" and the other half is going "retarded shit like this is why they raised the petition number limit, causing a number of good petitions to fail you morons".  And those two groups are now fighting.

It's cute how both of them think the White House pays any damn attention to the petition site anyway, and won't just do what it wants to regardless.

Massachusetts drivers are literally the worst fucking drivers I have ever been in proximity to, and I've been lost in Manhattan traffic multiple time.

There's a certain mean-spirited insanity present in those freaks that I cannot explain. Especially in Worcester.

My only exposure to Mass traffic was Boston, and I was all, whoa what are these people doing. Jesus fuck.

Right? In Manhattan and basically everywhere else in NYC, you'll encounter horrible traffic jams, bad driving, and shitheads. But there's a sort of Zen quality to it, in the sense of "Zen" as a filler word for something I don't have the mental energy to properly articulate at the moment. It all feels like the natural way of things, even thought it's painful and occasionally life-threatening.

In the worst parts of Massachusetts, there's a sort of icky personal feel to the horrible driving. Like every other person behind a wheel is deliberately trying to make your experience worse.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Think yourself lucky. At least your bad drivers are driving badly whilst retaining some semblance of beta-consciousness and self preservation. In Scotland we drive badly because we're too drunk to hold the steering wheel the right way up.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Apparently this is now a super serious bone of contention on Tumblr.

Half of Tumblr is going "yeah, awesome, stick it to the men!" and the other half is going "retarded shit like this is why they raised the petition number limit, causing a number of good petitions to fail you morons".  And those two groups are now fighting.

It's cute how both of them think the White House pays any damn attention to the petition site anyway, and won't just do what it wants to regardless.

Massachusetts drivers are literally the worst fucking drivers I have ever been in proximity to, and I've been lost in Manhattan traffic multiple time.

There's a certain mean-spirited insanity present in those freaks that I cannot explain. Especially in Worcester.

My only exposure to Mass traffic was Boston, and I was all, whoa what are these people doing. Jesus fuck.

Right? In Manhattan and basically everywhere else in NYC, you'll encounter horrible traffic jams, bad driving, and shitheads. But there's a sort of Zen quality to it, in the sense of "Zen" as a filler word for something I don't have the mental energy to properly articulate at the moment. It all feels like the natural way of things, even thought it's painful and occasionally life-threatening.

In the worst parts of Massachusetts, there's a sort of icky personal feel to the horrible driving. Like every other person behind a wheel is deliberately trying to make your experience worse.

Damn right. AND DON'TYA FAHGEDDIT. 

It's fun watching them cut each other off and yell "ASSHOLE!" too. From the safety of your second storey wondow, of course.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Apparently this is now a super serious bone of contention on Tumblr.

Half of Tumblr is going "yeah, awesome, stick it to the men!" and the other half is going "retarded shit like this is why they raised the petition number limit, causing a number of good petitions to fail you morons".  And those two groups are now fighting.

It's cute how both of them think the White House pays any damn attention to the petition site anyway, and won't just do what it wants to regardless.

Yeah, the ONLY thing that site accomplishes is forcing some staffer to spend time composing a reply explaining why the White House isn't going to do shit.

[Doktor Howl]

Apparently this is now a super serious bone of contention on Tumblr.

Half of Tumblr is going "yeah, awesome, stick it to the men!" and the other half is going "retarded shit like this is why they raised the petition number limit, causing a number of good petitions to fail you morons".  And those two groups are now fighting.

It's cute how both of them think the White House pays any damn attention to the petition site anyway, and won't just do what it wants to regardless.

Yeah, the ONLY thing that site accomplishes is forcing some staffer to spend time composing a reply explaining why the White House isn't going to do shit.

Staffers need love, too.

[AFK]

It's funny to see people get all bent out of shape over token "civic engagement".   

[Left]

It's funny to see people get all bent out of shape over token "civic engagement".   

Well, marching around wasn't doing jack either.

...I'm afraid you just have to buy your congressmen, and they are generally priced for the investment market.