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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 26, 2012, 05:38:02 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger



"Training exercise.  We're gonna set off a nuke, you guys run through the radiation so we can see what happens."

"Okay."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Holy fuck, how do you find this stuff?  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 26, 2012, 06:22:55 AM
Holy fuck, how do you find this stuff?  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

How can I not?  It is The Song of My People.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Epimetheus

:lulz: awesome thread idea. These are all superb candidates for a "Bad idea" smiley (I thought we had one but I can't find it)
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Anna Mae Bollocks

Those guys in the last one know exactly what's coming. "MUST OBEY..."
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2012, 06:25:08 AM
:lulz: awesome thread idea. These are all superb candidates for a "Bad idea" smiley (I thought we had one but I can't find it)

Well, it's more than "bad idea", it's "bad idea done out of blind obedience or to impress others".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 26, 2012, 06:25:42 AM
Those guys in the last one know exactly what's coming. "MUST OBEY..."

The guy in the background is PRICELESS!   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 06:26:27 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 26, 2012, 06:25:42 AM
Those guys in the last one know exactly what's coming. "MUST OBEY..."

The guy in the background is PRICELESS!   :lulz:

Yeah, he can't stretch his arms far enough.  :lulz:

WHY are they doing that?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 26, 2012, 06:28:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 06:26:27 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 26, 2012, 06:25:42 AM
Those guys in the last one know exactly what's coming. "MUST OBEY..."

The guy in the background is PRICELESS!   :lulz:

Yeah, he can't stretch his arms far enough.  :lulz:

WHY are they doing that?

THEY CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO HATCH!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 06:29:48 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 26, 2012, 06:28:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 06:26:27 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 26, 2012, 06:25:42 AM
Those guys in the last one know exactly what's coming. "MUST OBEY..."

The guy in the background is PRICELESS!   :lulz:

Yeah, he can't stretch his arms far enough.  :lulz:

WHY are they doing that?

THEY CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO HATCH!

That actually makes as much sense as anything I could think of.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Epimetheus

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 06:29:48 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 26, 2012, 06:28:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 06:26:27 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 26, 2012, 06:25:42 AM
Those guys in the last one know exactly what's coming. "MUST OBEY..."

The guy in the background is PRICELESS!   :lulz:

Yeah, he can't stretch his arms far enough.  :lulz:

WHY are they doing that?

THEY CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO HATCH!

And the Prophecy sayeth that the Son of the Shell will split his egg and be birthèd, and Lo, he will guide our troops to Victory.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

P3nT4gR4m

Pic 3 first, then pic 1 and you've got the beginning of a little story happening :lulz:

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