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Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2013, 06:52:03 am »
I mean with a little more variation, maybe a better microphone his speech style could be very effective, but still in the present form it is just uncomfortable to listen to.

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Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2013, 07:00:19 am »
What is he doing with his voice. When I was on debate team and people did things like this they would be laughed out of they room.

Did you just say "debate team" without a trace of irony?


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Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2013, 09:16:00 am »
I am a hardcore atheist that believes in the radical Scientism ideas laid down by Christopher Dawkins and his ilk.

I will debate anyone on PD or Youtube, anytime, any rules. I just completed a course in Argumentation and Debate. In this class I was able to achieve a grade of A. I am on drugs right now.
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Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2013, 09:22:34 am »
DURDEN!!! Hows it hangin?
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Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2013, 09:26:54 am »
I am on 4 drugs. Joel Osteen is playing on the YouTube as lightning crashes outside. Tornadoes maybe?

It's a good day.

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Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« Reply #20 on: June 13, 2013, 09:29:00 am »
Much the same but minus the tornadoes. Life sucks  :cry:
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Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2013, 09:33:56 am »
That's a shame.
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Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2013, 09:39:14 am »
Nah, I'm just fucking with ya. Life is sweet.

Even without tornadoes there's plenty fun to be had here.
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Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2013, 03:17:24 pm »
What is he doing with his voice. When I was on debate team and people did things like this they would be laughed out of they room.

He's not debating, dumbfuck.  He's PREACHIN'.
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Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« Reply #24 on: June 13, 2013, 03:18:33 pm »
I mean with a little more variation, maybe a better microphone his speech style could be very effective, but still in the present form it is just uncomfortable to listen to.

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Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2013, 03:25:37 pm »
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That was fucking awesome!
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Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2013, 05:43:01 pm »
Hunter!  Welcome back! Go fuck yourself!

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Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« Reply #27 on: June 16, 2013, 01:05:46 am »
Hunter!  Welcome back! Go fuck yourself!

I'm not sure if I'm "back" seeing as now I didn't formally leave, I just have no concept of time. Between dealing with actual responsibilities (if school can be called that) and a naturally scattered mind, I just don't have a proper concept of time these days.

But thank you for the warm fuck hug. Can we debate now?
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Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2013, 05:18:16 am »
Sure!  I'll start:

YOU ARE WRONG.

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Re: I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!
« Reply #29 on: June 16, 2013, 07:04:37 am »

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