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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, June 14, 2013, 06:33:06 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
June 14, 2013, 07:15:21 PM
Everybody used to roast meat on a stick over an open fire

BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE KITCHENS YET.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#16
June 14, 2013, 07:18:19 PM
Even if you have AC, it's a good idea not to run your electric bill up to $600+.

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 14, 2013, 07:15:21 PM
Everybody used to roast meat on a stick over an open fire

BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE KITCHENS YET.

BACK IN THE DAY WE HAD A CHOICE: THE SLOP JAR OR THE SHIT HOUSE.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
June 14, 2013, 07:21:43 PM
Back in the day nobody ever worried about cooking pork until it was well-done, or thawing meat under running water

BECAUSE FOOD SANITATION HADN'T BEEN INVENTED YET AND WHEN SOMEONE DIED OF FOOD POISONING IT WAS ASSUMED THAT THEY HAD BEEN STRUCK DOWN BY AN ANGRY GOD FOR VIOLATING SOME ARBITRARY RULE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
June 14, 2013, 07:24:41 PM
When I was a kid we rode our bicycles and skateboards without helmets and we're still alive today to tell you about it

BECAUSE THE KIDS WHO DIED FROM PREVENTABLE BRAIN TRAUMA CAN'T TALK.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#19
June 14, 2013, 07:36:59 PM
Back in the day, all the kids helped out on the farm.

SOMETIMES THEY FELL IN THE THRESHERS OR GOT A MULE KICK TO THE HEAD BUT IT WAS A GOLDEN AGE.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

#20
June 14, 2013, 09:15:27 PM
Back in the day we didnt have to worry bout terrorists. 
WE WERE ABLE TO AIM OUR VAST NUCLEAR ARSENALS AT A WELL DEFINED FOE
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Nephew Twiddleton

#21
June 14, 2013, 09:19:00 PM
Back in the day the kids didnt do crystal meth.
PEOPLE DID PROPER DRUGS LIKE CRACK
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
June 14, 2013, 09:25:12 PM
 :lulz:

When I was a kid nobody ever worried about being molested or abducted

IT JUST HAPPENED ALL THE TIME AND NOBODY TALKED ABOUT IT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#23
June 14, 2013, 09:28:46 PM
Back when i was a kid we didnt have to worry about getting molested
NO ONE REALLY TALKED ABOUT THAT
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Nephew Twiddleton

#24
June 14, 2013, 09:32:27 PM
In the good old days we didnt worry about retirement funds. 
LIFE EXPECTANCY WAS SHORTER THEN
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Nephew Twiddleton

#25
June 14, 2013, 09:37:44 PM
Ah whoops didnt see your post before  nigel sorry about the echo
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
June 14, 2013, 10:04:02 PM
 :lulz: Great minds
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#27
June 14, 2013, 10:16:59 PM
Back in the day people didnt get divorced
SINCE WOMEN COULDNT SUPPORT THEMSELVES FINANCIALLY WE GAVE THEM VALIUM TO DEAL WITH SPOUSAL ABUSE AND EXPLOITATION
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Nephew Twiddleton

#28
June 14, 2013, 10:32:21 PM
I remember when a movie ticket cost a quarter
BUT SOMEHOW FORGOT I MADE A DOLLAR AN HOUR. 

Our parents didnt worry about teaching us about safe sex
SYPHILIS WAS A PLEASANT SURPRISE AND WE RAN AWAY WHEN WE GOT PREGNANT LIKE YOURE SUPPOSED TO
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Freeky

#29
June 14, 2013, 11:02:33 PM
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