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Started by EK WAFFLR, June 14, 2013, 11:09:38 AM

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EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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P3nT4gR4m

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True dat. Glen Etive, a regular haunt of mine. Mobile signal runs out about a mile before you get down to where they're standing. Civilisation - fuck off!



Here's a pic I took just around the corner from there, of one of the locals


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EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Scotland sounds kind of like the North Dakota of the UK.
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P3nT4gR4m

The highlands are awesome. Pretty much the whole rest is a shithole. Other than the accents you wouldn't know you weren't in fucking england. Guess where I'm stuck.

There's kinda two me's. When I get north of Tyndrum I'm a nice, friendly, happy go lucky guy with not a care in the world. When I'm back home my game face slams down, oozing hate at anyone who makes the mistake of crossing my path.

I can't wait til I've got my shit together enough to get the fuck out of here. The longer I'm in this hell hole, the more compelled I feel to set the whole thing on fire just for the satisfaction of watching it burn.


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark