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So you wouldn't have expected this from K-Mart, probably, but...

Started by East Coast Hustle, June 17, 2013, 11:48:57 AM

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June 17, 2013, 11:48:57 AM
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

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June 17, 2013, 11:52:43 AM
I just shipped my PANCE.

trippinprincezz13

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June 17, 2013, 05:09:52 PM
Well done K-Mart. It does make me a bit sad when I find a commercial somewhat amusing, mostly because I just did what they wanted me to do (at least in part, since I probably still won't run out to buy whatever the "brand new x" is.

Also because pages like this are a thing now: https://www.facebook.com/mayhemhere

But, good job K-Mart. I look forward to seeing "7 of your friends like Shipped My Pants"
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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June 17, 2013, 05:17:08 PM
The group hug at the end.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

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June 18, 2013, 01:28:48 AM
Yeah, I'm probably not going to go shop at Kmart, but that was amusing from the novelty of that particular strategy.
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