THE PROBLEM WITH THIS BOARD

[Doktor Howl]

YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME.  I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.

Does anyone NOT get this idea?  Is this a little too complex?

IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.

FUCK'S SAKE.

Why did that never occur to me?

I have to reevaluate. After picture doings.

It ALSO means that I'm gonna do what I want, unless you kill me.

It's an entire philosophy.  Only not like those Greek tards with their navel gazing.

[Doktor Howl]

YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME.  I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.

Does anyone NOT get this idea?  Is this a little too complex?

IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.

FUCK'S SAKE.

But if it the wish of the Good Doktor Roger Reverend Howl to be removed so as to further the enpoompenment of the masses, then why shouldst I allow him to dictate upon this subject to do such things in the manner of which he is obliged towards. Does that not in fact go counter to the very idea of slaying the Roger Doktor Reverend Howl Good for being in my way? Why canst I merely run around him in a most dizzying manner because the vertical, the wango and the tomohawks are but unabstractions of the sea of gelatin swirling with cotton ducks and burlap clocks.

Now you're all mired in Cartesian duality.  Way to go, Kobold fucker.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME.  I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.

Does anyone NOT get this idea?  Is this a little too complex?

IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.

FUCK'S SAKE.

Why did that never occur to me?

I have to reevaluate. After picture doings.

It ALSO means that I'm gonna do what I want, unless you kill me.

It's an entire philosophy.  Only not like those Greek tards with their navel gazing.

I half got it then. Ok, good.

[Left]

YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME.  I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.

Does anyone NOT get this idea?  Is this a little too complex?

IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.

FUCK'S SAKE.

You're not in my way.
...OTOH you give me the impression you're like hugging a cactus.

[Don Coyote]

YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME.  I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.

Does anyone NOT get this idea?  Is this a little too complex?

IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.

FUCK'S SAKE.

Why did that never occur to me?

I have to reevaluate. After picture doings.

It ALSO means that I'm gonna do what I want, unless you kill me.

It's an entire philosophy.  Only not like those Greek tards with their navel gazing.

He that gazes long enough into the abyss will be ensnared by the moist and fluffy tendrils snaking forth, and be drawn in, so far in that butt becomes up.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

With a side of "so it's thoroughly clear what pieces are being actually submitted for the project so we don't accidentally print something that wasn't meant as a BIP 2013 submission and really piss someone off".

You're the second person to be all I FELT EXCLUDED BECAUSE NOBODY HELD MY HAND AND MADE ME SUBMIT WORK FOR PUBLICATION. I really don't understand how being expected to actually pony up and do the marginal amount of work to identify and post a piece of your own writing in the submissions area is exclusionary, but one thing I've noticed about people is that they will use any excuse to blame others for their inaction or lack of accomplishment, however thin it may be.

Project board. Hmm.

I wonder if I can submit something to this project.

>>Enters project board. Start new topic.

Guess I can.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW

"Participation" as easy to attain as SIMPLY POSTING.

[Doktor Howl]

YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME.  I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.

Does anyone NOT get this idea?  Is this a little too complex?

IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.

FUCK'S SAKE.

You're not in my way.
...OTOH you give me the impression you're like hugging a cactus.

Balls.  I am a white-hot ball of cuddly goodness.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME.  I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.

Does anyone NOT get this idea?  Is this a little too complex?

IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.

FUCK'S SAKE.

You're not in my way.
...OTOH you give me the impression you're like hugging a cactus.

No, it's more like hugging a yeti.

He's VERY FRIENDLY. And he smiles A LOT.

[Doktor Howl]

YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME.  I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.

Does anyone NOT get this idea?  Is this a little too complex?

IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.

FUCK'S SAKE.

Why did that never occur to me?

I have to reevaluate. After picture doings.

It ALSO means that I'm gonna do what I want, unless you kill me.

It's an entire philosophy.  Only not like those Greek tards with their navel gazing.

He that gazes long enough into the abyss will be ensnared by the moist and fluffy tendrils snaking forth, and be drawn in, so far in that butt becomes up.

"He that gazes too long into the desert goes totally mental."
- updated version of that Neechee dude.

[Doktor Howl]

YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME.  I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.

Does anyone NOT get this idea?  Is this a little too complex?

IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.

FUCK'S SAKE.

You're not in my way.
...OTOH you give me the impression you're like hugging a cactus.

No, it's more like hugging a yeti.

He's VERY FRIENDLY. And he smiles A LOT.

And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.

Nigel knows about this.  I'm really a nice guy, and I laugh a lot.  But then again, there's loads of car accidents here.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME.  I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.

Does anyone NOT get this idea?  Is this a little too complex?

IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.

FUCK'S SAKE.

You're not in my way.
...OTOH you give me the impression you're like hugging a cactus.

Balls.  I am a white-hot ball of cuddly goodness.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME.  I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.

Does anyone NOT get this idea?  Is this a little too complex?

IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.

FUCK'S SAKE.

You're not in my way.
...OTOH you give me the impression you're like hugging a cactus.

No, it's more like hugging a yeti.

He's VERY FRIENDLY. And he smiles A LOT.

And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.

Nigel knows about this.  I'm really a nice guy, and I laugh a lot.  But then again, there's loads of car accidents here.

[Left]

 I am usually pretty cheerful these days.

Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of  the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done

And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.

God that's a frightening thought...

[Doktor Howl]

I am usually pretty cheerful these days.

Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of  the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done

And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.

God that's a frightening thought...

It's only slapstick.

[Left]

I am usually pretty cheerful these days.

Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of  the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done

And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.

God that's a frightening thought...

It's only slapstick.

Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.

And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.