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Started by Pergamos, June 18, 2013, 07:08:04 AM

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Pergamos

He's a new addition to the family.  We got him because our dog (a purebred pitbull) ran away and my daughter was sad.  He is a chubby but not garfield fat black and white cat.  He is mouthy as fuck and will yell to let us know someone is at the door, which is kind of endearingly unusual for a cat, at least i think it is.  His name is Jarvis, after the butler in Iron Man.  he takes a while to warm up to people, but we have had him a few weeks now and he is starting to get quite social with us.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Pergamos

My wife handles the picture taking and she is out of town for work at the moment.  Once she gets back I will have some pictures though.  He is not a very remarkable looking cat to be honest, simply black and white and feline.  he likes playing in his water bowl, which also seems odd to me, it is a giant water bowl and he will splash my daughter with the water from it.

Cain


P3nT4gR4m

GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BACK NAO!

When you find him, feed the cat to him.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

My dogs and my cats lie down together.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

I'd sooner have cockroaches or bedbugs. They make better pets

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Sita

I've had dogs and I've had cats. Love them both.
However I have had much more luck with having non-crazy, not trying to kill me cats than dogs.
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Salty

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 18, 2013, 05:24:26 PM
I'd sooner have cockroaches or bedbugs. They make better pets

FUCK YOU, FRY IS A GOOD GIRL.

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

STOP QUESTIONING HER GOODNESS.
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Cats for low-maintenance miniature sociopaths that are interesting to observe. It's like being able to watch serial killers or the SS without endangering humanity.
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Salty

FRY ENJOYS CRICKETS BUT THEY UPSET HER TUMMY.

SHE IS A GOOD GIRL.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Pergamos

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 18, 2013, 09:26:08 AM
GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BACK NAO!

When you find him, feed the cat to him.

My dog was a big pile of love, he wanted to kiss and cuddle with every other animal he met, didn't matter what it was, dog, cat, squirrel, rat he just wanted to be buddies.  He's been missing a few weeks now and Pitbulls are really popular around here so I strongly suspect someone else has found him and either didn't hear the announcement on the radio or see our flyers or else didn't care and just wanted to keep him.  Either way as long as it was not someone who likes fighting dogs (fortunately not very common here) I can't be too miserable.  That dog loved to run and we don't really have a yard, he always had more energy than he knew what to do with.

Freeky

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 18, 2013, 05:24:26 PM
I'd sooner have cockroaches or bedbugs. They make better pets

KITTY WAS A GOOD BOY.  HE LOVED ME.

HE DIDN'T MEAN TO ATTACK MY SCALP WHEN HE WAS SLEEPING ALL THOSE TIMES.

KITTY WAS A GOOD BOY.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

A lot of people get dogs, not realizing that even very small dogs need a great deal of exercise to not go crazy. My dog ran and swam probably eighteen miles today, and she'll be antsy again by dog-thirty Friday. Small dog ran about six and she's good for a few days too. Then we do the short beach trip where we all get a few miles in Friday, and next week we do another long trip, and so on.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Ben Shapiro

I miss having kitties!