DON'T ASK ME, I JUST PUSH THE BROOM.

[Doktor Howl]

Ah.

So gather your foes, rent a helicopter and offer the free seat up for bidding.

Early retirement awaits.

No, I am like one of those Zen tards.  I shall stand in one place, and the mill will roll around me.  Because God won't let me out of this place.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I think your job is trying to quit you so the whole place can blow into smithereens the way it's meant to without your pesky, untimely interruptions.

This. You were Important LAST month, now nobody's going to listen. Can't have employees getting UPPITY. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Remember "Temple of Doom"?

It's going to look like that guy everywhere.

Even looks like a barrel, come to think of it.

A very, very heavy barrel.

TURN OFF THE RADIO, IT'S FUCKING UP THE ANGELS

[Junkenstein]

Right, where do I send this lumberjack uniform to?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sweet merciful fuck, Roger, that place is a COMPLETE MADHOUSE.

[Doktor Howl]

Sweet merciful fuck, Roger, that place is a COMPLETE MADHOUSE.

It's how we roll,
Dunning-Krueger out of control
(Girl, look at that gross margin)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Can you imagine how things would be if everything was done RIGHT???

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Things would function. Things would make sense. Less pointless death and suffering.

Can't have that in America^(TM)

[Doktor Howl]

Can you imagine how things would be if everything was done RIGHT???

No.  No, I can't.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Can you imagine how things would be if everything was done RIGHT???

No.  No, I can't.

Yeah, I don't really have a frame of reference for that either.

[Doktor Howl]

Can you imagine how things would be if everything was done RIGHT???

No.  No, I can't.

Yeah, I don't really have a frame of reference for that either.

What can you expect?  You traumatize your crystals.  This was bound to happen.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Can you imagine how things would be if everything was done RIGHT???

No.  No, I can't.

Yeah, I don't really have a frame of reference for that either.

What can you expect?  You traumatize your crystals.  This was bound to happen.

[Doktor Howl]

As expected, maintenance has now been blamed for the entire problem, on account of "because".

I just had to talk the entire crew out of a walkout, about 20 minutes ago.

I am wondering why I did that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

As expected, maintenance has now been blamed for the entire problem, on account of "because".

I just had to talk the entire crew out of a walkout, about 20 minutes ago.

I am wondering why I did that.

WOW

It's incredible that maintenance managed to fuck up something they weren't responsible for and had nothing to do with! It must have been because they did a hex.

[Doktor Howl]

As expected, maintenance has now been blamed for the entire problem, on account of "because".

I just had to talk the entire crew out of a walkout, about 20 minutes ago.

I am wondering why I did that.

WOW

It's incredible that maintenance managed to fuck up something they weren't responsible for and had nothing to do with! It must have been because they did a hex.

No, because Mike whimpered, Filthy Assistant started kissing the contractor's ass (with tongue), and my boss sat there and let it happen.

This can't go unanswered.