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Started by Doktor Howl, June 18, 2013, 09:20:43 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Junkenstein on June 18, 2013, 09:55:43 PM
Ah.

So gather your foes, rent a helicopter and offer the free seat up for bidding.

Early retirement awaits.

No, I am like one of those Zen tards.  I shall stand in one place, and the mill will roll around me.  Because God won't let me out of this place.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 18, 2013, 09:23:39 PM
I think your job is trying to quit you so the whole place can blow into smithereens the way it's meant to without your pesky, untimely interruptions.

This. You were Important LAST month, now nobody's going to listen. Can't have employees getting UPPITY.  :x :x :x
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 09:39:31 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 18, 2013, 09:38:33 PM
Remember "Temple of Doom"?

It's going to look like that guy everywhere.

Even looks like a barrel, come to think of it.

A very, very heavy barrel.

TURN OFF THE RADIO, IT'S FUCKING UP THE ANGELS
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Junkenstein

Right, where do I send this lumberjack uniform to?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Sweet merciful fuck, Roger, that place is a COMPLETE MADHOUSE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 19, 2013, 07:26:24 AM
Sweet merciful fuck, Roger, that place is a COMPLETE MADHOUSE.

It's how we roll,
Dunning-Krueger out of control
(Girl, look at that gross margin)
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Can you imagine how things would be if everything was done RIGHT???
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Things would function. Things would make sense. Less pointless death and suffering.

Can't have that in America(TM)



Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 19, 2013, 04:42:59 PM
Can you imagine how things would be if everything was done RIGHT???

No.  No, I can't.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2013, 05:29:48 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 19, 2013, 04:42:59 PM
Can you imagine how things would be if everything was done RIGHT???

No.  No, I can't.

Yeah, I don't really have a frame of reference for that either.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 19, 2013, 06:40:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2013, 05:29:48 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 19, 2013, 04:42:59 PM
Can you imagine how things would be if everything was done RIGHT???

No.  No, I can't.

Yeah, I don't really have a frame of reference for that either.

What can you expect?  You traumatize your crystals.  This was bound to happen.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2013, 07:07:19 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 19, 2013, 06:40:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2013, 05:29:48 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 19, 2013, 04:42:59 PM
Can you imagine how things would be if everything was done RIGHT???

No.  No, I can't.

Yeah, I don't really have a frame of reference for that either.

What can you expect?  You traumatize your crystals.  This was bound to happen.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

As expected, maintenance has now been blamed for the entire problem, on account of "because".

I just had to talk the entire crew out of a walkout, about 20 minutes ago.

I am wondering why I did that.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2013, 07:18:37 PM
As expected, maintenance has now been blamed for the entire problem, on account of "because".

I just had to talk the entire crew out of a walkout, about 20 minutes ago.

I am wondering why I did that.

WOW

It's incredible that maintenance managed to fuck up something they weren't responsible for and had nothing to do with! It must have been because they did a hex.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 19, 2013, 07:29:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2013, 07:18:37 PM
As expected, maintenance has now been blamed for the entire problem, on account of "because".

I just had to talk the entire crew out of a walkout, about 20 minutes ago.

I am wondering why I did that.

WOW

It's incredible that maintenance managed to fuck up something they weren't responsible for and had nothing to do with! It must have been because they did a hex.

No, because Mike whimpered, Filthy Assistant started kissing the contractor's ass (with tongue), and my boss sat there and let it happen.

This can't go unanswered.
Molon Lube