I fucking HAET PUA's

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Imma put everyone on the friend ladder but not tell any of you. And then when you try to fuck me I will drop you into the abyss.

BWUAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

http://www.laddertheory.com/



Not sure if worth the analysis or just let it be, oh woe!

WOWWWWWWWWW

That right there is special. I want you to know I'm rating you all right now. On a ladder.

*simulates "alpha male" patterns of behaviour to pique your interest, then dissapear for a week to keep you intrigued*

My squirrel-like attention span combined with having a vagina means I'd forget entirely about you and disappear into the nearest outlaw biker bar, never to emerge. THAT WILL TEACH YOU!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.laddertheory.com/



Not sure if worth the analysis or just let it be, oh woe!

WOWWWWWWWWW

That right there is special. I want you to know I'm rating you all right now. On a ladder.

BUT WHICH LADDER?

The man's ladder. :P

[Left]

Imma put everyone on the friend ladder but not tell any of you. And then when you try to fuck me I will drop you into the abyss.

BWUAHAHAHAHAHA.

DAMMIT! 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

http://www.laddertheory.com/



Not sure if worth the analysis or just let it be, oh woe!

Says: I want a man who knows how to treat a woman.
Means: I want a rich man

Goes a long way towards explaining why creepers don't give a fuck when we say "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE BEFORE I PUT THIS CHAIR UPSIDE YOUR HEAD/CALL THE COPS."

We're telling them they're TREATING us wrong.

And they think it means MO MONEY.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

How do they translate "You fucking disgust me"? "Try harder"? 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Imma put everyone on the friend ladder but not tell any of you. And then when you try to fuck me I will drop you into the abyss.

BWUAHAHAHAHAHA.

DAMMIT! 

I'm sorry, hylie, I just don't think of you that way. You're a great big cuddly teddy bear and I feel like I can tell you anything, but I think we should just be friends. Excuse me, I think that's a homeless alcoholic picking food out of the trash and drinking from a papersack. I've got to go bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. See you tonight at my place for a FRIENDS marathon? Laters!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

How do they translate "You fucking disgust me"? "Try harder"? 

Anything that isn't yes means "Insert another quarter." Women are slot machines. Men are little old ladies glued to sparkly machines, just waiting for one of us to squirt out a pile of nickels. Don't be a hater, stelz. It lowers your rank on my ladder. Don't you want some of this sweet, sweet lovin'?

[The Johnny]

How do they translate "You fucking disgust me"? "Try harder"? 

Anything that isn't yes means "Insert another quarter." Women are slot machines. Men are little old ladies glued to sparkly machines, just waiting for one of us to squirt out a pile of nickels. Don't be a hater, stelz. It lowers your rank on my ladder. Don't you want some of this sweet, sweet lovin'?

Don't get me started on all the recent "friend-zone" frame of thought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

How do they translate "You fucking disgust me"? "Try harder"? 

Anything that isn't yes means "Insert another quarter." Women are slot machines. Men are little old ladies glued to sparkly machines, just waiting for one of us to squirt out a pile of nickels. Don't be a hater, stelz. It lowers your rank on my ladder. Don't you want some of this sweet, sweet lovin'?

I'm sorry, CPD, I think we should just be friends...

And I'm SO stealing that bit about banging a homeless wino like a screen door in a hurricane. 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

How do they translate "You fucking disgust me"? "Try harder"? 

Anything that isn't yes means "Insert another quarter." Women are slot machines. Men are little old ladies glued to sparkly machines, just waiting for one of us to squirt out a pile of nickels. Don't be a hater, stelz. It lowers your rank on my ladder. Don't you want some of this sweet, sweet lovin'?

I'm sorry, CPD, I think we should just be friends...

And I'm SO stealing that bit about banging a homeless wino like a screen door in a hurricane. 

IS THAT HOW YOU GONNA BE, BEYOTCH? HUH? HUH? STEAL MY BEST SHIT AND THEN FRIENDZONE ME?!?!

WELL GUESS WHAT, TOOTS! YOU AIN'T THAT HOT! YOU WAY BELOW JOHNNY ON THE LADDER! HOW YOU LIKE THAT? YEAH I THOUGHT SO!!

. . . I might be having too much fun with this.

[The Johnny]

How do they translate "You fucking disgust me"? "Try harder"? 

Anything that isn't yes means "Insert another quarter." Women are slot machines. Men are little old ladies glued to sparkly machines, just waiting for one of us to squirt out a pile of nickels. Don't be a hater, stelz. It lowers your rank on my ladder. Don't you want some of this sweet, sweet lovin'?

I'm sorry, CPD, I think we should just be friends...

And I'm SO stealing that bit about banging a homeless wino like a screen door in a hurricane. 

IS THAT HOW YOU GONNA BE, BEYOTCH? HUH? HUH? STEAL MY BEST SHIT AND THEN FRIENDZONE ME?!?!

WELL GUESS WHAT, TOOTS! YOU AIN'T THAT HOT! YOU WAY BELOW JOHNNY ON THE LADDER! HOW YOU LIKE THAT? YEAH I THOUGHT SO!!

. . . I might be having too much fun with this.

See baby, i knew you going to those bikers was just a grudge, everyone comes back eventually, EVERYONE.

:pukeypukelol:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

How do they translate "You fucking disgust me"? "Try harder"? 

Anything that isn't yes means "Insert another quarter." Women are slot machines. Men are little old ladies glued to sparkly machines, just waiting for one of us to squirt out a pile of nickels. Don't be a hater, stelz. It lowers your rank on my ladder. Don't you want some of this sweet, sweet lovin'?

Don't get me started on all the recent "friend-zone" frame of thought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

YES

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

That "Friend-Zone" TOTAL BULLSHIT irritates the fuck out of me.

[The Johnny]

How do they translate "You fucking disgust me"? "Try harder"? 

Anything that isn't yes means "Insert another quarter." Women are slot machines. Men are little old ladies glued to sparkly machines, just waiting for one of us to squirt out a pile of nickels. Don't be a hater, stelz. It lowers your rank on my ladder. Don't you want some of this sweet, sweet lovin'?

Don't get me started on all the recent "friend-zone" frame of thought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

YES

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

That "Friend-Zone" TOTAL BULLSHIT irritates the fuck out of me.

well, might as well (LOL):

withou getting into why i have more female friends than male...

look, first of all, one should only establish relationships with peers that are similar, are symphatetic in any which form or have a certain synergy, be it friends, lovers or whatever... otherwise you are simply a vulture (yes, i know my fucking favourite word of use in this forum, so be it) that is out to leech out of your rich "friend" or trying to fuck your hot "friend" or whichever benefit you can prey upon... notice the difference: a type of allegiance or kinship vs. treating people sociopathically as objects and means for your little black heart of putridness

second, look at yourself in the mirror, no, love isnt blind, and to love another you must love yourself first, and if you dont love yourself, chances are you are unhealthy and lack of health can make you unnatractive... i do have personal expectations and taste, but i try to not let it be my core directive, and try to make my decisions based on other qualities.

so please, if you get "friendzoned", perhaps they are way out of your league and you need to take care of yourself more, perhaps its also that. you guys dont really have all that much in common, perhaps your particular appearance might not fit their preferences

the easy and most comftable explanation is that you didnt "play the right moves" or "she only dates assholes", or whatever convinient rationalization you can come up with, but the harsh reality is that you wouldnt be alone if you werent an passive agressive anal "chess master", superficial objectifying vulture that neurotically ratonalizes bullshit instead of investing time in its own health

act humanely and treat others humanely, that should help

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I need to apply ladder theory like the barstool theory.

physically.

to the nads.