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The curse of the spinning statue at Manchester Museum

Started by Bu🤠ns, June 23, 2013, 03:51:31 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 24, 2013, 08:20:11 PM
I don't understand why they don't put felt on the bottom to prevent this.

Because ghosts SELL. Like those "haunted" bed & breakfasts where nothing ever happens.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 24, 2013, 08:20:11 PM
I don't understand why they don't put felt on the bottom to prevent this.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE GODS WITH A PIECE OF FELT?

GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.  EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2013, 08:23:13 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 24, 2013, 08:20:11 PM
I don't understand why they don't put felt on the bottom to prevent this.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE GODS WITH A PIECE OF FELT?

GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.  EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.

HE'D SPIN FASTER AND GIVE EVERYBODY A SPINNING BACK KICK LIKE CHUCK NORRIS
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

Quote from: stelz on June 24, 2013, 08:28:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2013, 08:23:13 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 24, 2013, 08:20:11 PM
I don't understand why they don't put felt on the bottom to prevent this.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE GODS WITH A PIECE OF FELT?

GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.  EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.

HE'D SPIN FASTER AND GIVE EVERYBODY A SPINNING BACK KICK LIKE CHUCK NORRIS

YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OF STATUES THAT HAVE NO LEGS?
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2013, 08:28:36 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 24, 2013, 08:28:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2013, 08:23:13 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 24, 2013, 08:20:11 PM
I don't understand why they don't put felt on the bottom to prevent this.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE GODS WITH A PIECE OF FELT?

GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.  EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.

HE'D SPIN FASTER AND GIVE EVERYBODY A SPINNING BACK KICK LIKE CHUCK NORRIS

YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OF STATUES THAT HAVE NO LEGS?

OH FUCK I'M DOOMED
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

Quote from: stelz on June 24, 2013, 08:30:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2013, 08:28:36 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 24, 2013, 08:28:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2013, 08:23:13 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 24, 2013, 08:20:11 PM
I don't understand why they don't put felt on the bottom to prevent this.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE GODS WITH A PIECE OF FELT?

GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.  EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.

HE'D SPIN FASTER AND GIVE EVERYBODY A SPINNING BACK KICK LIKE CHUCK NORRIS

YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OF STATUES THAT HAVE NO LEGS?

OH FUCK I'M DOOMED

I am going to have a talk with some Pagan friends of mine, and have them send some angry mummy energy your way, you insensitive philistine.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2013, 08:23:13 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 24, 2013, 08:20:11 PM
I don't understand why they don't put felt on the bottom to prevent this.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE GODS WITH A PIECE OF FELT?

GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.  EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.

:lulz:

I am definitely going to use this material on a pagan forum.

Maybe as advice for when people feel "attacked".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Left

Sorry, I'm just picturing what the statue would do if he was near my ancient washer...
...Statue on spin cycle....
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 24, 2013, 08:37:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2013, 08:23:13 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 24, 2013, 08:20:11 PM
I don't understand why they don't put felt on the bottom to prevent this.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE GODS WITH A PIECE OF FELT?

GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.  EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.

:lulz:

I am definitely going to use this material on a pagan forum.

Maybe as advice for when people feel "attacked".

Stole it from the El Nino essay kid.

"Imagine that...Trying to fight the gods with flashlight batteries.  Needless to say, it didn't work, and everyone died."
Molon Lube

McGrupp

This would be a dissapointing campfire story.  <Flashlight on face> "And when they checked the camera at the end of the day...... the statue had turned slightly to the left!

Doktor Howl

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Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

They could have just asked the Internet. I Googled it on the first day and found videos demonstrating why and how it was happening.

NOT AS AWESOME AS IT WANTING BEAN BURRITOS AND BUD LIGHT, or whatever the inscription on the back says.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Pæs


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pæs on June 26, 2013, 10:40:55 AM
HOOK A GENERATOR UP TO IT. UNLIMITED POWER.

Once again, Paes shames us all by pointing out what should have been obvious.    :argh!:
Molon Lube