The curse of the spinning statue at Manchester Museum

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I don't understand why they don't put felt on the bottom to prevent this.

Because ghosts SELL. Like those "haunted" bed & breakfasts where nothing ever happens.

[Doktor Howl]

I don't understand why they don't put felt on the bottom to prevent this.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE GODS WITH A PIECE OF FELT?

GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.  EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I don't understand why they don't put felt on the bottom to prevent this.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE GODS WITH A PIECE OF FELT?

GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.  EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.

HE'D SPIN FASTER AND GIVE EVERYBODY A SPINNING BACK KICK LIKE CHUCK NORRIS

[Doktor Howl]

I don't understand why they don't put felt on the bottom to prevent this.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE GODS WITH A PIECE OF FELT?

GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.  EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.

HE'D SPIN FASTER AND GIVE EVERYBODY A SPINNING BACK KICK LIKE CHUCK NORRIS

YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OF STATUES THAT HAVE NO LEGS?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I don't understand why they don't put felt on the bottom to prevent this.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE GODS WITH A PIECE OF FELT?

GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.  EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.

HE'D SPIN FASTER AND GIVE EVERYBODY A SPINNING BACK KICK LIKE CHUCK NORRIS

YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OF STATUES THAT HAVE NO LEGS?

OH FUCK I'M DOOMED

[Doktor Howl]

I don't understand why they don't put felt on the bottom to prevent this.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE GODS WITH A PIECE OF FELT?

GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.  EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.

HE'D SPIN FASTER AND GIVE EVERYBODY A SPINNING BACK KICK LIKE CHUCK NORRIS

YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OF STATUES THAT HAVE NO LEGS?

OH FUCK I'M DOOMED

I am going to have a talk with some Pagan friends of mine, and have them send some angry mummy energy your way, you insensitive philistine.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't understand why they don't put felt on the bottom to prevent this.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE GODS WITH A PIECE OF FELT?

GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.  EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.

I am definitely going to use this material on a pagan forum.

Maybe as advice for when people feel "attacked".

[Left]

Sorry, I'm just picturing what the statue would do if he was near my ancient washer...
...Statue on spin cycle....

[Doktor Howl]

I don't understand why they don't put felt on the bottom to prevent this.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE GODS WITH A PIECE OF FELT?

GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.  EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.

I am definitely going to use this material on a pagan forum.

Maybe as advice for when people feel "attacked".

Stole it from the El Nino essay kid.

"Imagine that...Trying to fight the gods with flashlight batteries.  Needless to say, it didn't work, and everyone died."

[McGrupp]

This would be a dissapointing campfire story.  <Flashlight on face> "And when they checked the camera at the end of the day...... the statue had turned slightly to the left!" 

[Doktor Howl]

Who fucking called it?

http://science.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/25/19124193-pharaohs-curse-why-that-ancient-egyptian-statue-moves-on-its-own?lite

At the bottom of the article.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Who fucking called it?

http://science.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/25/19124193-pharaohs-curse-why-that-ancient-egyptian-statue-moves-on-its-own?lite

At the bottom of the article.

They needed to call in an "expert" for that. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

They could have just asked the Internet. I Googled it on the first day and found videos demonstrating why and how it was happening.

NOT AS AWESOME AS IT WANTING BEAN BURRITOS AND BUD LIGHT, or whatever the inscription on the back says.

[Pæs]

HOOK A GENERATOR UP TO IT. UNLIMITED POWER.

[Doktor Howl]

HOOK A GENERATOR UP TO IT. UNLIMITED POWER.

Once again, Paes shames us all by pointing out what should have been obvious.