We don't appreciate free things

[Doktor Howl]

Similarly, I've found that a business meeting always takes as long as you have it booked for.  Even if it's a 10 minute conversation, it will take the entire hour to finish it.  People are often shocked when I call a meeting over after 20 minutes.

Meetings last as long as the laziest person wants them to last, unless you call them done.

Hey, its not always laziness, god I love a good filibuster through lunch

This is why I don't run a democracy. 

Dok,
The Papa Doc Duvalier of The Industry

[LMNO]

Similarly, I've found that a business meeting always takes as long as you have it booked for.  Even if it's a 10 minute conversation, it will take the entire hour to finish it.  People are often shocked when I call a meeting over after 20 minutes.

Meetings last as long as the laziest person wants them to last, unless you call them done.

Hey, its not always laziness, god I love a good filibuster through lunch