Buttchugging, move aside: The newest HORRIBLE DANGER to THE CHILDREN!

[Doktor Howl]

Well, they do quote one doctor:

"The normal sensation when you drink and you are getting more drunk is to vomit: It's your body's way of expelling alcohol," explained Dr. Robert Glatter of Lenox Hill Hospital. " However, when you inhale alcohol, your brain has no way of expelling it."

And that's true information.  But at what point is he saying that people are actually doing this, that kids are actually doing it, or that he's dealt with any cases of this at all?

Yep. But perhaps the most telling is that they only have one quote from this guy but several from the prevention guy.

And the nature of the doctor's quote sort of leads me to believe the reporter called some doctor and asked him "what's the difference between drinking booze and inhaling booze?", and he answered, probably laughing at what kind of asshole would ask that, same is if they'd asked, "what if they INJECTED it?"

So, some hipster assholes in NYC figured out how to get fucked up without actually enjoying the booze, and suddenly it's the newest DIRE THREAT TO THE CHILDREN.

[Doktor Howl]

And let's assume that the youtube video is accurate; that a couple of kids actually tried this.

There's a video of some teenage assmonkey shoving a bottle rocket up his ass and lighting it, which is PROOF that THE CHILDREN are ALL EXPLODING THEIR RECTUMS.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Well, they do quote one doctor:

"The normal sensation when you drink and you are getting more drunk is to vomit: It's your body's way of expelling alcohol," explained Dr. Robert Glatter of Lenox Hill Hospital. " However, when you inhale alcohol, your brain has no way of expelling it."

And that's true information.  But at what point is he saying that people are actually doing this, that kids are actually doing it, or that he's dealt with any cases of this at all?

Yep. But perhaps the most telling is that they only have one quote from this guy but several from the prevention guy.

And the nature of the doctor's quote sort of leads me to believe the reporter called some doctor and asked him "what's the difference between drinking booze and inhaling booze?", and he answered, probably laughing at what kind of asshole would ask that, same is if they'd asked, "what if they INJECTED it?"

So, some hipster assholes in NYC figured out how to get fucked up without actually enjoying the booze, and suddenly it's the newest DIRE THREAT TO THE CHILDREN.

I think this is the most important part to keep in mind. You already have the booze there, why not sip at it and keep a buzz longer?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

And let's assume that the youtube video is accurate; that a couple of kids actually tried this.

There's a video of some teenage assmonkey shoving a bottle rocket up his ass and lighting it, which is PROOF that THE CHILDREN are ALL EXPLODING THEIR RECTUMS.

Yeah, just kids seem idiotic to us, doesn't mean that stuff seems idiotic to them either.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, they do quote one doctor:

"The normal sensation when you drink and you are getting more drunk is to vomit: It's your body's way of expelling alcohol," explained Dr. Robert Glatter of Lenox Hill Hospital. " However, when you inhale alcohol, your brain has no way of expelling it."

And that's true information.  But at what point is he saying that people are actually doing this, that kids are actually doing it, or that he's dealt with any cases of this at all?

Yep. But perhaps the most telling is that they only have one quote from this guy but several from the prevention guy.

And the nature of the doctor's quote sort of leads me to believe the reporter called some doctor and asked him "what's the difference between drinking booze and inhaling booze?", and he answered, probably laughing at what kind of asshole would ask that, same is if they'd asked, "what if they INJECTED it?"

So, some hipster assholes in NYC figured out how to get fucked up without actually enjoying the booze, and suddenly it's the newest DIRE THREAT TO THE CHILDREN.

I think this is the most important part to keep in mind. You already have the booze there, why not sip at it and keep a buzz longer?

Or, you know, enjoy the taste.

[Doktor Howl]

Remember vodka tampons? 

PERSONALLY, I JUST SCRAPE SOME SKIN OFF AND GRIND THE BOOZE INTO THE WOUND.

[Junkenstein]

This is what happens as a result of Jenkem legalisation. I blame Canada. Prohibition must be re-enacted.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Well, they do quote one doctor:

"The normal sensation when you drink and you are getting more drunk is to vomit: It's your body's way of expelling alcohol," explained Dr. Robert Glatter of Lenox Hill Hospital. " However, when you inhale alcohol, your brain has no way of expelling it."

And that's true information.  But at what point is he saying that people are actually doing this, that kids are actually doing it, or that he's dealt with any cases of this at all?

Yep. But perhaps the most telling is that they only have one quote from this guy but several from the prevention guy.

And the nature of the doctor's quote sort of leads me to believe the reporter called some doctor and asked him "what's the difference between drinking booze and inhaling booze?", and he answered, probably laughing at what kind of asshole would ask that, same is if they'd asked, "what if they INJECTED it?"

So, some hipster assholes in NYC figured out how to get fucked up without actually enjoying the booze, and suddenly it's the newest DIRE THREAT TO THE CHILDREN.

I think this is the most important part to keep in mind. You already have the booze there, why not sip at it and keep a buzz longer?

Or, you know, enjoy the taste.

Yeah, I was implying that bit with the sipping, but kinda failed with it.

[Cainad (dec.)]

FUCK ALL OF THAT, these kids need to GET WIT DA TIMES

The way of the future is sitting your bare ass in a bedpan filled with street-grade Four Loko (or homemade equivalent), playing D&D and wearing Harry Potter wizard hats. And then put it on YouTube.

[Doktor Howl]

FUCK ALL OF THAT, these kids need to GET WIT DA TIMES

The way of the future is sitting your bare ass in a bedpan filled with street-grade Four Loko (or homemade equivalent), playing D&D and wearing Harry Potter wizard hats. And then put it on YouTube.

When I was a kid, we just smoked bad weed and called it a day.  There wasn't time for all this complexity.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

FUCK ALL OF THAT, these kids need to GET WIT DA TIMES

The way of the future is sitting your bare ass in a bedpan filled with street-grade Four Loko (or homemade equivalent), playing D&D and wearing Harry Potter wizard hats. And then put it on YouTube.

When I was a kid, we just smoked bad weed and called it a day.  There wasn't time for all this complexity.

I think that's the other part too. It's making something unnecessarily complicated for less reward.

Hey dude, I just got this guy in the parking lot to buy me a 30 rack, lets go find a way to huff it!

[Cainad (dec.)]

FUCK ALL OF THAT, these kids need to GET WIT DA TIMES

The way of the future is sitting your bare ass in a bedpan filled with street-grade Four Loko (or homemade equivalent), playing D&D and wearing Harry Potter wizard hats. And then put it on YouTube.

When I was a kid, we just smoked bad weed and called it a day.  There wasn't time for all this complexity.

All of these instant-download wifi drugs from the App Store have made things really confusing. You can't even get a ditch weed-level buzz without four Instagrams and an Xbox.

Lamest future EVER.

[Doktor Howl]

FUCK ALL OF THAT, these kids need to GET WIT DA TIMES

The way of the future is sitting your bare ass in a bedpan filled with street-grade Four Loko (or homemade equivalent), playing D&D and wearing Harry Potter wizard hats. And then put it on YouTube.

When I was a kid, we just smoked bad weed and called it a day.  There wasn't time for all this complexity.

I think that's the other part too. It's making something unnecessarily complicated for less reward.

Hey dude, I just got this guy in the parking lot to buy me a 30 rack, lets go find a way to huff it!

Actually, thinking back on it, my generation went to ridiculous lengths to get high.  Licking toads (!!!), all kinds of shit.

Fortunately, I had access to Toledo window-box crapweed and shitty American beer, so I didn't have to work too hard.

Needless to say, this all led to heroin and butthash, and RUINED MY LIFE.

[Doktor Howl]

FUCK ALL OF THAT, these kids need to GET WIT DA TIMES

The way of the future is sitting your bare ass in a bedpan filled with street-grade Four Loko (or homemade equivalent), playing D&D and wearing Harry Potter wizard hats. And then put it on YouTube.

When I was a kid, we just smoked bad weed and called it a day.  There wasn't time for all this complexity.

All of these instant-download wifi drugs from the App Store have made things really confusing. You can't even get a ditch weed-level buzz without four Instagrams and an Xbox.

Lamest future EVER.

The day they actually invent that shit is the day everyone stops moving and starves to death.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

FUCK ALL OF THAT, these kids need to GET WIT DA TIMES

The way of the future is sitting your bare ass in a bedpan filled with street-grade Four Loko (or homemade equivalent), playing D&D and wearing Harry Potter wizard hats. And then put it on YouTube.

When I was a kid, we just smoked bad weed and called it a day.  There wasn't time for all this complexity.

I think that's the other part too. It's making something unnecessarily complicated for less reward.

Hey dude, I just got this guy in the parking lot to buy me a 30 rack, lets go find a way to huff it!

Actually, thinking back on it, my generation went to ridiculous lengths to get high.  Licking toads (!!!), all kinds of shit.

Fortunately, I had access to Toledo window-box crapweed and shitty American beer, so I didn't have to work too hard.

Needless to say, this all led to heroin and butthash, and RUINED MY LIFE.

Mine probably did too, but I can only seem to remember it entailing my friends coming up with different types of bongs just as a creative exercise. We were pretty good kids, all in all. Pretty much the same thing with me, even nowadays I get an occasional nostalgic urge to drink a Busch.