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Started by Doktor Howl, June 25, 2013, 07:00:48 PM

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Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Cainad (dec.)

BWAHAHAHAHA! :lulz:


That's fucking precious.

Junkenstein

#2
"Hello, China? Yes, We're still trying to sort the Snowden thing, but, No, he's still in Russia, if you could just do something about this guy, hello?"

Shit, they hung up.

ETA-

Quote"I just thought I would have a little more support from the outside, from local government."

NOPE.

QuoteChi Lixiang, the head of Communist Party-controlled Union Rights Department, laughed at suggestions that Starnes was a hostage.
"What do you mean holding him hostage? ... Our representatives said already that they are all female employees so how can they hold a well-built man hostage? You must be joking," he said.

4 stars for class.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Left

A bunch of Chinese women are holding him hostage in his own factory...
...My experience with women who are from China suggests he ought to cough up the $$$, because they ain't gonna let him go.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


GrannySmith

ahahahahhaha!!! this is my favourite news story today!  :lulz: :lulz: i wish this becomes a trend among extorted workers all over the world :)
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Q. G. Pennyworth

OH MY GOD I MISSED THIS BEFORE THIS IS AWESOME

Don Coyote


Anna Mae Bollocks

It'll never happen, but I'd LOVE to see some youtube footage.  :lol:

"WAH WAH LET ME GO I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING..."

"闭嘴!他妈的你的母亲"

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division