HEEE HEEE HEEE

[Doktor Howl]

http://behindthewall.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/25/19130612-us-businessman-china-workers-are-holding-me-hostage-in-my-own-factory?lite

OUTSOURCING IS FLAWLESS!
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[Cainad (dec.)]

BWAHAHAHAHA!


That's fucking precious.

[Junkenstein]

"Hello, China? Yes, We're still trying to sort the Snowden thing, but, No, he's still in Russia, if you could just do something about this guy, hello?"

Shit, they hung up.

ETA-

"I just thought I would have a little more support from the outside, from local government."

NOPE.

Chi Lixiang, the head of Communist Party-controlled Union Rights Department, laughed at suggestions that Starnes was a hostage.
"What do you mean holding him hostage? ... Our representatives said already that they are all female employees so how can they hold a well-built man hostage? You must be joking," he said.

4 stars for class.

[Left]

A bunch of Chinese women are holding him hostage in his own factory...
...My experience with women who are from China suggests he ought to cough up the $$$, because they ain't gonna let him go.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[GrannySmith]

ahahahahhaha!!! this is my favourite news story today!  i wish this becomes a trend among extorted workers all over the world

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

OH MY GOD I MISSED THIS BEFORE THIS IS AWESOME

[Don Coyote]

Oh my.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It'll never happen, but I'd LOVE to see some youtube footage. 

"WAH WAH LET ME GO I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING..."

"闭嘴！他妈的你的母亲"