Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I love chihuahuas, they're rad little assholes.

Can't stand 'em, mostly because there's two of them down the street which apparently do not need to stop barking long enough to breathe at, say, 2 AM on weeknights.

I hate the owners more, but fuck those little critters.

Jesus

That's purely the owners, who deserve to be rolled naked across a lawn of caterpillars.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I love chihuahuas, they're rad little assholes.

Can't stand 'em, mostly because there's two of them down the street which apparently do not need to stop barking long enough to breathe at, say, 2 AM on weeknights.

I hate the owners more, but fuck those little critters.

Jesus

That's purely the owners, who deserve to be rolled naked across a lawn of caterpillars.

This is Arizona.  Scorpions.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I love chihuahuas, they're rad little assholes.

Can't stand 'em, mostly because there's two of them down the street which apparently do not need to stop barking long enough to breathe at, say, 2 AM on weeknights.

I hate the owners more, but fuck those little critters.

Jesus

That's purely the owners, who deserve to be rolled naked across a lawn of caterpillars.

This is Arizona.  Scorpions.

Ooooooh

[Richter]

I need to visit arizona with a sharpened golf club