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Twid's spiritual exploration thingie.

Started by Nephew Twiddleton, June 27, 2013, 06:58:24 AM

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Ben Shapiro

#165
September 06, 2013, 10:54:47 PM
I'm on a quest to find a Rock N Roll Jesus for Twid.

Nephew Twiddleton

#166
September 06, 2013, 11:10:59 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's His Bear on September 06, 2013, 10:54:47 PM
I'm on a quest to find a Rock N Roll Jesus for Twid.
What kinda like lemmy?
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Ben Shapiro

#167
September 06, 2013, 11:27:59 PM
Johnny Cash with more crank!

Nephew Twiddleton

#168
September 09, 2013, 02:29:29 AM
DECISION MADE

Reform Judaism, to run concurrent with until Samhain Catholicism, starting on Yom Kippur.

Yom Kippur starts at sundown on Friday.
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Suu

#169
September 09, 2013, 02:41:59 AM
FYI, if you plan to be Jewish for Yom Kippur, I hope you plan to not eat or drink anything for a full day and pray your face off. That's not an easy holiday to start with. Unlike Purim which I mentioned yesterday at the museum, which involves drinking til everything becomes incoherent in the name of God while eating delicious pastries called Hamantashen.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#170
September 09, 2013, 02:43:45 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2013, 02:41:59 AM
FYI, if you plan to be Jewish for Yom Kippur, I hope you plan to not eat or drink anything for a full day and pray your face off. That's not an easy holiday to start with. Unlike Purim which I mentioned yesterday at the museum, which involves drinking til everything becomes incoherent in the name of God while eating delicious pastries called Hamantashen.

I'm prepared for it. I was talking to a Reform Jew today at the BBQ about it.

Also, Purim 2014 is on March 16. Dear YHWH, help me.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#171
September 09, 2013, 02:47:29 AM
I'm lucking out that it's a Friday night til Saturday night fast. I don't think I'd be able to make it through a work day doing that.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#172
September 09, 2013, 03:03:54 AM
Hmmm.... Yom Kippur might conflict with longstanding plans. Might have to adhere to 1 November Catholicism cut-off.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#173
September 09, 2013, 03:07:37 AM
Villager just asked me if I'm going to have a bris.  :lulz:

No.
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Suu

#174
September 09, 2013, 03:16:56 AM
I have to admit, I commend you for trying Judaism. It makes Catholicism look like a pussy sport.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#175
September 09, 2013, 03:17:26 AM
Also: Pics with a yarmulke or gtfo.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#176
September 09, 2013, 03:22:57 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2013, 03:17:26 AM
Also: Pics with a yarmulke or gtfo.

You know, I was just thinking how the fuck will I attach those without any hair?

Also where the fuck will I get one.

Brookline, of course, but where the fuck in Brookline?
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Nephew Twiddleton

#177
September 09, 2013, 03:24:14 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2013, 03:16:56 AM
I have to admit, I commend you for trying Judaism. It makes Catholicism look like a pussy sport.

Well, I am going for Reform. God help me if I was going to be Orthodox.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#178
September 09, 2013, 03:25:00 AM
I'm also going to keep mostly kosher- Ain't no two ways I'm not going to have Irish breakfast on St. Pat's.
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Suu

#179
September 09, 2013, 03:47:26 AM
Quote from: Twigel on September 09, 2013, 03:24:14 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2013, 03:16:56 AM
I have to admit, I commend you for trying Judaism. It makes Catholicism look like a pussy sport.

Well, I am going for Reform. God help me if I was going to be Orthodox.

You could go Hasidic and wear awesome hats and grow curly sideburns.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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