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[Doktor Howl]

HALLELUYA DR.HOWL AND HELL YEAH!!

I'm still having trouble telling my asshole coworker (a particular one) to fuck off, but i'm working on that!

1.  "Fuck off."

2.  "What do you...DO around here, anyway?"

3.  Yell at him conversationally.  Everything you say, no matter what, is yelled.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

My knee-jerk reply to almost everything stupid is "Fuck off and die." Good in almost every situation except in response to the boss.

[Left]

HALLELUYA DR.HOWL AND HELL YEAH!!

...when I'm in the left lane and the asshole from behind is going as near as he would in a red light, I do take my time. and i clean the front shield with the feeling I'm spitting at his car muahaha muahaha

...Huh, I have a rear-window washer... wonder if the jet can be turned around...
...Maybe I can just devise a catapult through my moon roof.

[GrannySmith]

HALLELUYA DR.HOWL AND HELL YEAH!!

I'm still having trouble telling my asshole coworker (a particular one) to fuck off, but i'm working on that!

1.  "Fuck off."

2.  "What do you...DO around here, anyway?"

3.  Yell at him conversationally.  Everything you say, no matter what, is yelled.

Arrrghhh it's not so easy (or is it?) i can't even say now why it's not so easy. I gotta go there now.. i'll think about why i think i can't just tell him to fuck off and i feel i have to explain to him what i find assholey about him. or something like that, it's not even 8 yet, i have to wake up first.

...Huh, I have a rear-window washer... wonder if the jet can be turned around...
...Maybe I can just devise a catapult through my moon roof.

turn around the rear window washer - brilliant! will try this right now

[Doktor Howl]

Bump for revamping and use elsewhere.

[SleepyFocker]

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