There's an app for that!

[Salty]

An application that replaces whatever shitty hold music you're subjected to with a selection from your phone's music until you're off hold and it magically switches back to the call.

[Salty]

An app that takes a giant shit on the face of whoever designed this shitty autocorrect.

[Salty]

An app that,  upon picking up on the audio cues indicating someone just said "There's an app for that." as though they just discovered a wealth of comedic timing and material before unknown to then, as though they were some kind of God damned comedic genius, dumps a metric ton of guano from pods floating in the sky right onto their stupid faces.

Please.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

An app that forwards texts from people you can't be fucked talking to, to cleverbot and then texts the person back with the response

I love this idea.


For SRSBSNS apps, I wanted to make an app to help local musicians somehow, but my vision included going beyond "just an app." I was thinking it would be a combination of "find musicians to join your weird ass project," "connect with fans," and "flash the app at the door for a discount on cover charges at local venues."

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Oooh! An app where you put in the part you play in a band and what your band is looking for, then when you walk around it alerts you if someone nearby is looking for your part/does the thing you need!

[Bu🤠ns]

Oooh! An app where you put in the part you play in a band and what your band is looking for, then when you walk around it alerts you if someone nearby is looking for your part/does the thing you need!

This is brilliant.  You could even do the same thing with a live matchmaking app.  Like it alerts you when you're over say 80% compatible with someone nearby.





actually...maybe not.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Oooh! An app where you put in the part you play in a band and what your band is looking for, then when you walk around it alerts you if someone nearby is looking for your part/does the thing you need!

This is brilliant.  You could even do the same thing with a live matchmaking app.  Like it alerts you when you're over say 80% compatible with someone nearby.





actually...maybe not.

OKC's working on that.

[Bu🤠ns]

Oooh! An app where you put in the part you play in a band and what your band is looking for, then when you walk around it alerts you if someone nearby is looking for your part/does the thing you need!

This is brilliant.  You could even do the same thing with a live matchmaking app.  Like it alerts you when you're over say 80% compatible with someone nearby.





actually...maybe not.

OKC's working on that.

oh shit...you're NOT serious.   

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Oooh! An app where you put in the part you play in a band and what your band is looking for, then when you walk around it alerts you if someone nearby is looking for your part/does the thing you need!

This is brilliant.  You could even do the same thing with a live matchmaking app.  Like it alerts you when you're over say 80% compatible with someone nearby.





actually...maybe not.

OKC's working on that.

oh shit...you're NOT serious.   

The mobile stuff posts your general location if you let it and when you log it it throws people nearby at you who say they want to hangouts with people and have a reasonable match.

[Bu🤠ns]

Oooh! An app where you put in the part you play in a band and what your band is looking for, then when you walk around it alerts you if someone nearby is looking for your part/does the thing you need!

This is brilliant.  You could even do the same thing with a live matchmaking app.  Like it alerts you when you're over say 80% compatible with someone nearby.





actually...maybe not.

OKC's working on that.

oh shit...you're NOT serious.   

The mobile stuff posts your general location if you let it and when you log it it throws people nearby at you who say they want to hangouts with people and have a reasonable match.

Craaaazy.  It's also kinda dangerous.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Oooh! An app where you put in the part you play in a band and what your band is looking for, then when you walk around it alerts you if someone nearby is looking for your part/does the thing you need!

This is brilliant.  You could even do the same thing with a live matchmaking app.  Like it alerts you when you're over say 80% compatible with someone nearby.





actually...maybe not.

OKC's working on that.

oh shit...you're NOT serious.   

The mobile stuff posts your general location if you let it and when you log it it throws people nearby at you who say they want to hangouts with people and have a reasonable match.

Craaaazy.  It's also kinda dangerous.

So's meeting strangers from the internet?

[Bu🤠ns]

Oooh! An app where you put in the part you play in a band and what your band is looking for, then when you walk around it alerts you if someone nearby is looking for your part/does the thing you need!

This is brilliant.  You could even do the same thing with a live matchmaking app.  Like it alerts you when you're over say 80% compatible with someone nearby.





actually...maybe not.

OKC's working on that.

oh shit...you're NOT serious.   

The mobile stuff posts your general location if you let it and when you log it it throws people nearby at you who say they want to hangouts with people and have a reasonable match.

Craaaazy.  It's also kinda dangerous.

So's meeting strangers from the internet?

I suppose...the former just adds another layer.

[Doktor Howl]

I want an app that blasts "FUCK OFF" at everyone I walk near.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I want ALL THESE APPS. Except the OKC one.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Also an app that sends the equivalent of a nimp link to telemarketers, etc.