Sally Fourth

[AFK]

And the rickets red glare!


It is time ladies and germtlemen!


It is time to take up arms!


We shall patriot loke they've never seen patrioting before!


We will drink Bud Light until it oozes out of our very pores.


We will indulge in the finest of franks!


And when they raise the red, white, and blue.


We shall bask in the unfettered glory of the Unmitigated States of Amorica!


Happy Fourth of July fuckers!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Hail Eris and the great country of Chaotic Discord! For no country has ever been such a Confusion of Bureaucracy, such a Chaotic Discord and such a melting pot of curry, bbq, pasta and shit!

[AFK]

I will set off ALL of the roman candles and purposefully ALL of the potato salads.

[AFK]

Because this is the land of the FREE! 


I will take it TO THE WALL blasting Kenney Chesney and Lee Greenwood!

[LMNO]

The Boston Esplanade will have more security restrictions than the TSA!

Because we're FREE!

[AFK]

We can't let just anyone enjoy the hot dogs and splosions.  That would not be very patriotic. 

[McGrupp]

If this were facebook this is the point when someone would chime in to say that they've heard of lots of other countries where they have less freedom than we have. Like Sierra Leone, where people get their hands cut off with machetes. (this was an actual argument someone made to me last 4th of July)

Because that's the bar for freedom we've set in this country: Not getting our hands cut off with machetes.

[AFK]

I sliced my thumb really good opening my Mountain Dew this morning.


THANKS A LOT OBAMA!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

So much yelling to do tomorrow.

Idiots said "don't print out too many flyers, they'll get thrown away." THE WHOLE POINT IS TO EDUCATE THE PUBLIC YOU USELESS SHITNECKS, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS OMG I HATE YOU ALL.

Oh, and hot dogs, or something.

[AFK]

I'm going to be unpatriotic and work tomorrow.


Though, I'll be working from the beach.   

[Cain]

Happy Canada Day you guys.  Don't eat too much turkey

[Left]

Time and a half tomorrow!
That money ain't making itself.

[Suu]

FUCK YOU, RHODE ISLAND: I HAVE FIREWORKS FROM SOUTH CAROLINA AND FLORIDA I'VE BEEN SAVING SINCE JANUARY.


BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS 'LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE BRAVE' LIKE VERY LARGE AND OBNOXIOUS ROCKETS.

[Left]

BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS 'LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE BRAVE' LIKE VERY LARGE AND OBNOXIOUS ROCKETS.

Damn straight.
Because America.

[Aucoq]

If this were facebook this is the point when someone would chime in to say that they've heard of lots of other countries where they have less freedom than we have. Like Sierra Leone, where people get their hands cut off with machetes. (this was an actual argument someone made to me last 4th of July)

Because that's the bar for freedom we've set in this country: Not getting our hands cut off with machetes.

I've already had someone do that to me.  They said America is the greatest country on earth because it's cheap to travel/fly across the country.