WTF TEXAS? WTF! WTF!

[Ben Shapiro]

one report says they may have been stuck on the track, but another says people were trying to get off the trailer while it was still rolling...
they're sitting on lawn chairs on a flatbed trailer ... i'm guessing the people that didn't make it off were perhaps older vets?

Roger, i gotta admit. i couldn't stifle a laugh when i read the story, but that last post was kinda cold when we don't know anything about the people or circumstances, no?

Yeah, but any asshole can laugh when things are, you know, funny.  It takes a special kind of asshole to laugh when horrible shit happens.  I'm that kind of asshole, and I hope you are, too.

Thing is, you and Stella and about a dozen other people, I'm okay with.  I really hate the rest of Texas, especially recently (for about 3 new reasons).  I languished in Temple for 3 YEARS.  You have to cut me some slack, if I hear Texas and think:

HOLD MUH BEER AND WATCH THIS.
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You're not alone. I imagined the HFT's holding hands channeling positive qi to bring back the dead in the center of it all.

[Doktor Howl]

http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/08/19355690-perry-wont-seek-re-election-as-tx-governor?lite

Rick "Not Gay" Perry now has 18 months to go buck wild.

And he's thinking of running for president again.

PLEASE, GOD, LET HIM GET THE NOMINATION.

Yeah, after the snoozeworthy "contest" between Obama and Romney to decide who gets the coveted title of Most Likely to Drone Audience into a Coma, anything featuring Rick Perry would surely be an upgrade.

Mostly, I just want to watch him make an ass of himself running against Hillary Clinton.

It will be like watching a brain-damaged boxer sparring with a ventilation fan.

[Doktor Howl]

one report says they may have been stuck on the track, but another says people were trying to get off the trailer while it was still rolling...
they're sitting on lawn chairs on a flatbed trailer ... i'm guessing the people that didn't make it off were perhaps older vets?

Roger, i gotta admit. i couldn't stifle a laugh when i read the story, but that last post was kinda cold when we don't know anything about the people or circumstances, no?

Yeah, but any asshole can laugh when things are, you know, funny.  It takes a special kind of asshole to laugh when horrible shit happens.  I'm that kind of asshole, and I hope you are, too.

Thing is, you and Stella and about a dozen other people, I'm okay with.  I really hate the rest of Texas, especially recently (for about 3 new reasons).  I languished in Temple for 3 YEARS.  You have to cut me some slack, if I hear Texas and think:

HOLD MUH BEER AND WATCH THIS.
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You're not alone. I imagined the HFT's holding hands channeling positive qi to bring back the dead in the center of it all.

Well, that's the problem with Texas.  90% of the state is either religious whackjobs, or crazy hippies.

And then there's 8% normal people.

And 2% confidence men, like Derrick Broze.