Sally Fourth

[East Coast Hustle]

I thought they were? I know airborne fireworks aren't permitted in CT and RI (loloops....) I know NH and VT are like, "WHAT LAWS?!" Sorry to hear that Maine is a shithead. At least not as shitty as Mass.

Well yeah. But if they're not airborne then they're not really fireworks.

And I don't care what anyone else says or thinks, fireworks are fucking AMAZINGLY AWESOME. They are, in fact, the only really good thing about the 4th. Or possibly about the fact that America exists at all.

Pretty sure they were invented by  the Chinese, so we could have had them without America.

Oh, absolutely. But it took AMERICA to turn it into something that is both widely illegal AND incredibly and vehemently commercialized.

[Doktor Howl]

AMERICA:  We don't blow your fingers off.  We make blowing your fingers off better.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

AMERICA:  We don't blow your fingers off.  We make blowing your fingers off better.

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