HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!

[Doktor Howl]

I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.

Or seeing Russia from your porch.  Through the curve of the Earth.

I see Russia every night in my dreams as Putin and I run hand-in-hand through a field covered in the bodies of his enemies and beautiful wildflowers. Both of us shirtless, we run towards the great unknown with knives in our belts and guns in the hand not holding on to the other. It's a beautiful, beautiful dream. The Wasilla wacky tobaccy won't ruin that dream, right?

I want to be your running mate when you take this dump over.

Just saying.  We can hunt liberals from Marine 1.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.

Or seeing Russia from your porch.  Through the curve of the Earth.

I see Russia every night in my dreams as Putin and I run hand-in-hand through a field covered in the bodies of his enemies and beautiful wildflowers. Both of us shirtless, we run towards the great unknown with knives in our belts and guns in the hand not holding on to the other. It's a beautiful, beautiful dream. The Wasilla wacky tobaccy won't ruin that dream, right?

I want to be your running mate when you take this dump over.

Just saying.  We can hunt liberals from Marine 1.

That sounds like fun. Silly liberals, freedom isn't free. YOU HAVE TO RUN FOR IT.

[Doktor Howl]

I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.

Or seeing Russia from your porch.  Through the curve of the Earth.

I see Russia every night in my dreams as Putin and I run hand-in-hand through a field covered in the bodies of his enemies and beautiful wildflowers. Both of us shirtless, we run towards the great unknown with knives in our belts and guns in the hand not holding on to the other. It's a beautiful, beautiful dream. The Wasilla wacky tobaccy won't ruin that dream, right?

I want to be your running mate when you take this dump over.

Just saying.  We can hunt liberals from Marine 1.

That sounds like fun. Silly liberals, freedom isn't free. YOU HAVE TO RUN FOR IT.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/07/09/palin-im-considering-a-senate-run/?hpt=hp_t2

"Time's-a-wasting. Things are moving really quickly and if we don't get out there and defend this republic then America will be transformed into something we do not recognize,"

Wow, I ALREADY DON'T RECOGNIZE IT

I am terrified to consider what she has in mind.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.

Or seeing Russia from your porch.  Through the curve of the Earth.

I see Russia every night in my dreams as Putin and I run hand-in-hand through a field covered in the bodies of his enemies and beautiful wildflowers. Both of us shirtless, we run towards the great unknown with knives in our belts and guns in the hand not holding on to the other. It's a beautiful, beautiful dream. The Wasilla wacky tobaccy won't ruin that dream, right?

You have beautiful, beautiful dreams.

[Ben Shapiro]

I thought Rick Perry said no?

[Left]

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   

Jesus H Christ, it's revenge of the 'Tards.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   

Jesus H Christ, it's revenge of the 'Tards.

They;re recycling all their past failures for 2016... it's going to be EPIC.

[McGrupp]

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   

Jesus H Christ, it's revenge of the 'Tards.

They;re recycling all their past failures for 2016... it's going to be EPIC.

Is Ralph Nader in the mix? I almost have BINGO.

[Doktor Howl]

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   

Jesus H Christ, it's revenge of the 'Tards.

They;re recycling all their past failures for 2016... it's going to be EPIC.

This all fits my theory that the 21st century is just the 20th century being rehashed via dubstep.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   

Jesus H Christ, it's revenge of the 'Tards.

They;re recycling all their past failures for 2016... it's going to be EPIC.

TBH, I'm kind of nervous about it. I mean, BUSH made it.

Oh well. Things are pretty much beyond repair anyway, might as well enjoy watching everything crash and burn.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   

Jesus H Christ, it's revenge of the 'Tards.

They;re recycling all their past failures for 2016... it's going to be EPIC.

TBH, I'm kind of nervous about it. I mean, BUSH made it.

Oh well. Things are pretty much beyond repair anyway, might as well enjoy watching everything crash and burn.

This is the proper attitude. I am right there with you.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   

Jesus H Christ, it's revenge of the 'Tards.

They;re recycling all their past failures for 2016... it's going to be EPIC.

This all fits my theory that the 21st century is just the 20th century being rehashed via dubstep.

Louder, and repeat only the catchy bits ad nauseum? Sounds about right.

[LMNO]

And across the sky, there is the ever-present "wub".

[Left]

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   

Jesus H Christ, it's revenge of the 'Tards.

They;re recycling all their past failures for 2016... it's going to be EPIC.

Is Ralph Nader in the mix? I almost have BINGO.

Dunno, but if Dick Cheney ever runs, we can recycle a classic from the Nixon era:
"Dick Cheney, before he dicks you!"