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You know, sometimes I think that Pix and Nigel go a little overboard.

Started by Doktor Howl, July 10, 2013, 04:50:19 AM

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Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 04:22:28 AM
Yeah, because the thing is, we're all born with butts, and we all get old and for roughly half our lives nobody wants to look at our butts, so we better bring some other value to the table, and bitches better recognize.

This, and the fact that most people have interactions other than fucking. Like have conversations. Even if they're young.
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Quote from: stelz on July 11, 2013, 09:45:19 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 04:22:28 AM
Yeah, because the thing is, we're all born with butts, and we all get old and for roughly half our lives nobody wants to look at our butts, so we better bring some other value to the table, and bitches better recognize.

This, and the fact that most people have interactions other than fucking. Like have conversations. Even if they're young.

Yeah, it's amazing, but even young people can think and have value outside of their reproductive ability!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 01:46:02 AM
Quote from: stelz on July 11, 2013, 09:45:19 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 04:22:28 AM
Yeah, because the thing is, we're all born with butts, and we all get old and for roughly half our lives nobody wants to look at our butts, so we better bring some other value to the table, and bitches better recognize.

This, and the fact that most people have interactions other than fucking. Like have conversations. Even if they're young.

Yeah, it's amazing, but even young people can think and have value outside of their reproductive ability!

Nu-uh!
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 12, 2013, 02:53:07 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 01:46:02 AM
Quote from: stelz on July 11, 2013, 09:45:19 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 04:22:28 AM
Yeah, because the thing is, we're all born with butts, and we all get old and for roughly half our lives nobody wants to look at our butts, so we better bring some other value to the table, and bitches better recognize.

This, and the fact that most people have interactions other than fucking. Like have conversations. Even if they're young.

Yeah, it's amazing, but even young people can think and have value outside of their reproductive ability!

Nu-uh!

IT SOUNDS IMPROBABLE, I KNOW.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 01:46:02 AM
Quote from: stelz on July 11, 2013, 09:45:19 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 04:22:28 AM
Yeah, because the thing is, we're all born with butts, and we all get old and for roughly half our lives nobody wants to look at our butts, so we better bring some other value to the table, and bitches better recognize.

This, and the fact that most people have interactions other than fucking. Like have conversations. Even if they're young.

Yeah, it's amazing, but even young people can think and have value outside of their reproductive ability!

"Naaaahhhh

I'm a 23 year-old who reads Ayn Rand, maybe a pickup artist book or two, and copes with my disillusionment by affecting an outlook of extreme cynicism. So, I'm pretty much an expert on human behavior and ethics."
   \
:genius:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cainad on July 12, 2013, 05:34:39 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 01:46:02 AM
Quote from: stelz on July 11, 2013, 09:45:19 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 04:22:28 AM
Yeah, because the thing is, we're all born with butts, and we all get old and for roughly half our lives nobody wants to look at our butts, so we better bring some other value to the table, and bitches better recognize.

This, and the fact that most people have interactions other than fucking. Like have conversations. Even if they're young.

Yeah, it's amazing, but even young people can think and have value outside of their reproductive ability!

"Naaaahhhh

I'm a 23 year-old who reads Ayn Rand, maybe a pickup artist book or two, and copes with my disillusionment by affecting an outlook of extreme cynicism. So, I'm pretty much an expert on human behavior and ethics."
   \
:genius:

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 05:58:56 PM
Quote from: Cainad on July 12, 2013, 05:34:39 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 01:46:02 AM
Quote from: stelz on July 11, 2013, 09:45:19 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 04:22:28 AM
Yeah, because the thing is, we're all born with butts, and we all get old and for roughly half our lives nobody wants to look at our butts, so we better bring some other value to the table, and bitches better recognize.

This, and the fact that most people have interactions other than fucking. Like have conversations. Even if they're young.

Yeah, it's amazing, but even young people can think and have value outside of their reproductive ability!

"Naaaahhhh

I'm a 23 year-old who reads Ayn Rand, maybe a pickup artist book or two, and copes with my disillusionment by affecting an outlook of extreme cynicism. So, I'm pretty much an expert on human behavior and ethics."
   \
:genius:

:lulz:

You know the guy I'm talking about. You know at least five of the guy I'm talking about.

You know him at age 18, 24, 28, 33, and 40.

I'd throw him into the fucking ocean if I could. :argh!:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cainad on July 23, 2013, 04:23:28 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 05:58:56 PM
Quote from: Cainad on July 12, 2013, 05:34:39 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 01:46:02 AM
Quote from: stelz on July 11, 2013, 09:45:19 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 04:22:28 AM
Yeah, because the thing is, we're all born with butts, and we all get old and for roughly half our lives nobody wants to look at our butts, so we better bring some other value to the table, and bitches better recognize.

This, and the fact that most people have interactions other than fucking. Like have conversations. Even if they're young.

Yeah, it's amazing, but even young people can think and have value outside of their reproductive ability!

"Naaaahhhh

I'm a 23 year-old who reads Ayn Rand, maybe a pickup artist book or two, and copes with my disillusionment by affecting an outlook of extreme cynicism. So, I'm pretty much an expert on human behavior and ethics."
   \
:genius:

:lulz:

You know the guy I'm talking about. You know at least five of the guy I'm talking about.

You know him at age 18, 24, 28, 33, and 40.

I'd throw him into the fucking ocean if I could. :argh!:

I do totally know that guy. Ugh. :vom:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Cainad on July 23, 2013, 04:23:28 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 05:58:56 PM
Quote from: Cainad on July 12, 2013, 05:34:39 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 01:46:02 AM
Quote from: stelz on July 11, 2013, 09:45:19 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 04:22:28 AM
Yeah, because the thing is, we're all born with butts, and we all get old and for roughly half our lives nobody wants to look at our butts, so we better bring some other value to the table, and bitches better recognize.

This, and the fact that most people have interactions other than fucking. Like have conversations. Even if they're young.

Yeah, it's amazing, but even young people can think and have value outside of their reproductive ability!

"Naaaahhhh

I'm a 23 year-old who reads Ayn Rand, maybe a pickup artist book or two, and copes with my disillusionment by affecting an outlook of extreme cynicism. So, I'm pretty much an expert on human behavior and ethics."
   \
:genius:

:lulz:

You know the guy I'm talking about. You know at least five of the guy I'm talking about.

You know him at age 18, 24, 28, 33, and 40.

I'd throw him into the fucking ocean if I could. :argh!:

I know at least 2.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Oh, gods, I saw this shit.

and I was neither surprised or alarmed, as it happened with Zoe Smith at the olympics (weight lifter) and anyone who hasn't been airbrushed within a inch of their life. I doubt that if Rafa Nadal was the opposite of his culturally sanctioned HAWT (godamn, dat ass)  that he'd get told that he was too unpretty to deserve a Grand Slam title.

As for the nature, age, etc of the scrotes making such comments I would guess that it's more common than Roger would think it was and misogyny in general isn't as blanket as Suu's hyperbole buuuut this is why we need Nigel to take over the Social Sciences dept in her first act as Supreme Dark Empress of ALL THE THINGS and do research on the guys who make these comments so we can get numbers.



I was a little pissed though, but that's just a general day bein a gal who is plugged into that kind of stream of information about depressing shit that should have gone the way of glam rock.

REPUBLICANS! UTERUS CONTROL! SOME STUPID ASSHOLE UPSETS RAPE SURVIVORS BY SAYING SOMETHING STUPIDLY STUPID! (at least once a month, sometimes more) MAN KILLS WIFE,  WORLD IS SURPRISED! (despite 2 deaths a week from domestic violence in the UK alone.) 75% of ISLAMOPHOBIC ATTACKS IN THE STREET IN THE UK ARE AGAINST WOMEN WEARING SOME FORM OF ISLAMIC DRESS!

I can't think every single dude evar is a complete jackwad and a hateful misogynist.

But I reckon a LOT of dudes are misogynist kind of in a white lady purse clutching racism way, yanno, an assumption / cultural meme of bad signal they've never questioned.

Also, read the comments on any guardian CiF piece about feminism and watch the bullshit pile up.

I might have skewed filters, but they are of my experience, and Nigel hasn't conquered ALL THE THINGS to get me some harder figures.