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Nightmare in P.U.A. Street: Horrormirth with a Vengeance

Started by The Johnny, July 10, 2013, 01:34:47 PM

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The Johnny

July 10, 2013, 01:34:47 PM

Source: http://9gag.com/gag/aM1bp4P



How can people believe this?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

(I know why people believe this, its just a rhetorical bash-your-face-into-wall question)
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#1
July 10, 2013, 02:12:11 PM
I've seen worse guides.
There are useful tips in there.
Ridiculously specific though.
Also TL:DR, I stopped halfway and formed the above half-assed opinion.
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#2
July 10, 2013, 02:41:52 PM
Wow... all that when it could just say:

Act like a human being, treat everyone else like a human being.

I mean are there guys really so disconnected that they don't know how to have a conversation or flirt without a frickin chart?!

:horrormirth:
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#3
July 10, 2013, 02:42:25 PM Last Edit: July 10, 2013, 02:58:11 PM by stelz
Somebody send that to Bruce Lee's daughter so she can send them a cease & desist letter.
:puke:
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#4
July 10, 2013, 02:56:41 PM
Where do the dotted red lines that disappear off to the right go?

I'm betting it's roofies :horrormirth:

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#5
July 10, 2013, 02:58:23 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 10, 2013, 02:41:52 PM
Wow... all that when it could just say:

Act like a human being, treat everyone else like a human being.

I mean are there guys really so disconnected that they don't know how to have a conversation or flirt without a frickin chart?!

:horrormirth:

That's pretty much what I was thinking. The advice isn't bad, either for flirting with the opposite sex or for making friends, PRESUMING IT'S FOR ROBOTS.

I guess the people who are attracted to PUA simply have very poor social skills and low EQ, so concepts like "talk to people. Be interested in what they have to say. If you like them, demonstrate liking" are pretty elusive for them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#6
July 10, 2013, 02:58:51 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 10, 2013, 02:56:41 PM
Where do the dotted red lines that disappear off to the right go?

I'm betting it's roofies :horrormirth:

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#7
July 10, 2013, 03:35:08 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 10, 2013, 02:58:23 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 10, 2013, 02:41:52 PM
Wow... all that when it could just say:

Act like a human being, treat everyone else like a human being.

I mean are there guys really so disconnected that they don't know how to have a conversation or flirt without a frickin chart?!

:horrormirth:

That's pretty much what I was thinking. The advice isn't bad, either for flirting with the opposite sex or for making friends, PRESUMING IT'S FOR ROBOTS.

I guess the people who are attracted to PUA simply have very poor social skills and low EQ, so concepts like "talk to people. Be interested in what they have to say. If you like them, demonstrate liking" are pretty elusive for them.

Yeah, if these kinds of things were "Advice on how to be more social" that would be great, but couched in "Advice on how to be more social SO YOU CAN GET TEH SEX" just ruins the advice.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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President Television

#8
July 10, 2013, 03:36:25 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 10, 2013, 02:41:52 PM
Wow... all that when it could just say:

Act like a human being, treat everyone else like a human being.

I mean are there guys really so disconnected that they don't know how to have a conversation or flirt without a frickin chart?!

:horrormirth:

Me. But then, I know better than to rely on charts. I just don't talk to people.
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AFK

#9
July 10, 2013, 04:02:11 PM
It really is as simple as "be yourself".  Especially if you are looking for an actual relationship.  It's best to be legit and real upfront.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

East Coast Hustle

#10
July 10, 2013, 04:53:56 PM
Quote from: My Other Username Is A Pseudonym on July 10, 2013, 04:02:11 PM
It really is as simple as "be yourself".  Especially if you are looking for an actual relationship.  It's best to be legit and real upfront.

For most people, yes. You might want to consider other tactics. :lulz:
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#11
July 10, 2013, 05:12:52 PM
Quote from: My Other Username Is A Pseudonym on July 10, 2013, 04:02:11 PM
It really is as simple as "be yourself".  Especially if you are looking for an actual relationship.  It's best to be legit and real upfront.


"Honest, Babe, I forgot where I live"

That kind of legit and real?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

#12
July 10, 2013, 05:16:15 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 10, 2013, 04:53:56 PM
Quote from: My Other Username Is A Pseudonym on July 10, 2013, 04:02:11 PM
It really is as simple as "be yourself".  Especially if you are looking for an actual relationship.  It's best to be legit and real upfront.

For most people, yes. You might want to consider other tactics. :lulz:


I think she might get rather upset if I started acting like someone else. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#13
July 10, 2013, 05:19:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 10, 2013, 05:12:52 PM
Quote from: My Other Username Is A Pseudonym on July 10, 2013, 04:02:11 PM
It really is as simple as "be yourself".  Especially if you are looking for an actual relationship.  It's best to be legit and real upfront.


"Honest, Babe, I forgot where I live"

That kind of legit and real?


She's been to my place, but this thread isn't about me, try and keep it on topic.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

McGrupp

#14
July 10, 2013, 05:22:13 PM
I'm glad they added the word (safely) to the 'take her hand and twirl her around like a ballerina. I'll bet that's where a lot of guys mess up.
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