"Start a new topic" lol okay!

[Cramulus]

Hey strangers! Long time no see.

They say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single flying round house kick, then we snatch the keys, steal his car, and get Chinese food.

It was Confuflux, the end of Confusion. It was a Monday in the year of our Lady 3179. I was heating up the leftover Chinese food on the dashboard of the stolen vehicle. Triple Zero sat next to me in the passengers seat, warming his face with a cigarette lighter.

"Trip," I said, "we're lost, bad." The wipers pushed the snow off the windshield, making a eeeky eeky rubber-on-glass noise which made Trip flinch.

"No no no," he said, turning the map upside down, "we're right near.... just after ...." he squinted and turned it over again. "Hey man, this is a chinese food menu."

"That's it, I'm making a ü turn."

"No no no," Trip said, "I think I figured out where we are. This is ... we're in ... one of the lunch combos."

Shaking my head, I screetched the car around, and then made it hop twice, completing the ü. The windshield was covered in snow again. I jumped out of the car, wiped off the snow with my sleeve, and got back in the driver's seat.

We were about six inches from the over-sized welcome sign.




<font size 72,00> WELCOME TO THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA FORUMS </humorous size>




"Sweet Merciful Fuck," said Trip, taking off his sunglasses.

"Alright," I said, "Just a quick stop..."

[AFK]

Well howdy stranger! 


-RWHN

[Triple Zero]

Last I remember, everybody was turned into a robot ...

[P3nT4gR4m]

Sweet merciful fuck, it's the return of the prodigal spags! Whassup jizzgurglers?

[Cramulus]

Well howdy stranger! 


-RWHN

Hey dude! How's it going, man? I don't recognize anybody's handle anymore, it's like a brand new forum!






WHICH REMINDS ME

Sweet merciful fuck, it's the return of the prodigal spags! Whassup jizzgurglers?

Well blow my balls out and call me king sofa and then bang me on that sofa, if it isn't spentagram. The man with more numbers in his handle than a l33t d00d in 97.






WHICH REMINDS ME

[P3nT4gR4m]

ONOEZ IR BEING TROLLZ0RR3D 

[tyrannosaurus vex]

There's no excuse for this kind of thing at all.

[Triple Zero]

... SAYS THE GUY THAT GOT OBAMA'S FACE UPSIDE-DOWN.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

OMG YAY

[Salty]

I now miss my robot.

BRING HIM BACK, 000.

[Triple Zero]

... did the flashy thing in my glasses give Kermit that seizure?

so I've been saving a few things. like this has been in my THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE THIS folder called BRILLIANT PUN.JPG

I now miss my robot.

BRING HIM BACK, 000.

See in the old days, for that, I would just stick my arm all the way up to my elbow into your account's profile's arse just to rip it inside-out and squish a few cog-wheels in your intestines SEE HOW YOU LIKE THAT AS A ROBOT, *jingle, jingle, splurt* and then I'd make some really tasty pasta sauce. Unfortunately the server won't recognize my ssh keys, so no pasta sauce for me. And I can't find the site where those robots came from sorry.

[Triple Zero]

... you sure you want to turn back into a robot, Alty?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

CRAM IS BACK!

[Cramulus]

so - can somebody summarize the last year of PD for me, preferably using one word or less?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OH SWEET JESUS AND TRIPZIP TOO!!!