FOR THE CHILDREN

[EK WAFFLR]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/07/18/ken_cuccinelli_the_republican_candidate_for_governor_in_virginia_wants_to.html

[Doktor Howl]

Policy Makers nation-wide rejoice.

[Ben Shapiro]

<3

[P3nT4gR4m]

Anyone who wants me to stop having oral sex can suck my dick 

[Doktor Howl]

But legal oral sex makes it more accessible to children, and puts them at risk.   

[Ben Shapiro]

Let them ban it! Now everyone will go ass to mouth!

[McGrupp]

Bronze age, here we come!

I realize internment camps don't work this way, but I can't shake the image of half the states population behind fences in a tent city just going to town on each other.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What the fuck even.

[Doktor Howl]

What the fuck even.

Sounds like the congressman really wants to suck a little dick, and it makes him feel wrong.

[Suu]

 


I'm trying to figure out how they are going to enforce this.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm trying to figure out how they are going to enforce this.

Historically?  They waited until some nosy neighbor complained, then instead of arresting the peeping tom, they kicked the door in at night and arrested the people having monkey fun.

That's how it all went to SCOTUS in the first place.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What the fuck even.

Sounds like the congressman really wants to suck a little dick, and it makes him feel wrong.

I think you nailed it.

So to speak.

[Suu]

Yeah, I'm at a loss for words. Good to know there are neighbors in this world looking out for buttsex violations for the greater good of end pedophilia. Or something. 

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah, I'm at a loss for words. Good to know there are neighbors in this world looking out for buttsex violations for the greater good of end pedophilia. Or something. 

There's always some outraged asshole who isn't going to just STAND BY while Those People act in such a manner.

And we, as society, used to reward them for it.  In some places and in some situations, we still do.  Outrage is addicting, and it's way easier to be the loud asshole being outraged, than it is to think or maybe MIND YOUR BUSINESS and GO HAVE SOME FUN OF YOUR OWN.

[Suu]

Yeah, I'm at a loss for words. Good to know there are neighbors in this world looking out for buttsex violations for the greater good of end pedophilia. Or something. 

There's always some outraged asshole who isn't going to just STAND BY while Those People act in such a manner.

And we, as society, used to reward them for it.  In some places and in some situations, we still do.  Outrage is addicting, and it's way easier to be the loud asshole being outraged, than it is to think or maybe MIND YOUR BUSINESS and GO HAVE SOME FUN OF YOUR OWN.

When I am an elderly woman, and the young folks of the future come to me at my deathbed, they will ask me what I learned during my life.

"Roger was right about this century."