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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5370 on: February 02, 2019, 10:27:52 pm »
Because it's currently under 10 feet of snow

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5371 on: February 09, 2019, 04:44:22 am »
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5372 on: February 12, 2019, 07:05:53 pm »
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5373 on: February 13, 2019, 01:32:56 am »
Putting these as a link to avoid clutter. Totally not because I don't know how to put a picture in with BBCode. Featuring: a phallic cactus, the back of a Tom Lehrer song book, a disgusting excuse for a sandwich, and a misshapen gummy bear.
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So sayeth the water, the words of Anahita,
But the Frog just made themselves a bog.

And lo, they said:

"May I have your shoes, miss?
O great Water Goddess,
I've a journey that I need to start."
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With this, said the Goddess,
"Go now, take these shoes with."
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5374 on: February 13, 2019, 04:24:15 am »
That sandwich is the scariest thing Iíve seen in the past two months, and anyone who saw my post in Open Bar knows Iíve seen some shit lately.

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« Reply #5375 on: February 13, 2019, 04:33:44 am »
That sandwich is the scariest thing Iíve seen in the past two months, and anyone who saw my post in Open Bar knows Iíve seen some shit lately.
Yeah...being hungry while over at niece and nephew's house and while their parents were out grocery shopping meant my mother thought that was a decent idea. Just...the string cheese, man. :horrormirth:  :eek:
O, the Frog fell down to Tehran.
To fix the broken hourglass in the sun.
From the gates, to the city, to the market so pretty,
They'd not leave until they were done.

Said the Goddess to the Frog,
"You'd best be moving along."
So sayeth the water, the words of Anahita,
But the Frog just made themselves a bog.

And lo, they said:

"May I have your shoes, miss?
O great Water Goddess,
I've a journey that I need to start."
She responded from her knowing, wise heart.

With this, said the Goddess,
"Go now, take these shoes with."
And covered their webbed feet with glee.
"You'll do good not to disappoint me."

Thank you for completing the free trial. To view the rest of this poem, nag me about it...I might not respond by giving you the rest of it, but when has that ever stopped you?

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5376 on: February 13, 2019, 04:49:50 am »
That sandwich is the scariest thing Iíve seen in the past two months, and anyone who saw my post in Open Bar knows Iíve seen some shit lately.
Yeah...being hungry while over at niece and nephew's house and while their parents were out grocery shopping meant my mother thought that was a decent idea. Just...the string cheese, man. :horrormirth:  :eek:

Like, Iíve used string cheese on a sandwich before! Itís not that hard! You peel it into thin strips, spread a tiny bit of butter on the bread itís going on, and nuke it for ten to fifteen seconds. Itís just mozzarella. Putting WHOLE STICKS on there is criminal.

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5377 on: February 13, 2019, 02:12:14 pm »
Just by looking, I'd say one of those gummy bears has "additives".

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5378 on: February 13, 2019, 07:38:09 pm »


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« Reply #5379 on: February 13, 2019, 08:38:50 pm »
Just by looking, I'd say one of those gummy bears has "additives".

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You're not wrong, but both bears were borne of the same bag.
O, the Frog fell down to Tehran.
To fix the broken hourglass in the sun.
From the gates, to the city, to the market so pretty,
They'd not leave until they were done.

Said the Goddess to the Frog,
"You'd best be moving along."
So sayeth the water, the words of Anahita,
But the Frog just made themselves a bog.

And lo, they said:

"May I have your shoes, miss?
O great Water Goddess,
I've a journey that I need to start."
She responded from her knowing, wise heart.

With this, said the Goddess,
"Go now, take these shoes with."
And covered their webbed feet with glee.
"You'll do good not to disappoint me."

Thank you for completing the free trial. To view the rest of this poem, nag me about it...I might not respond by giving you the rest of it, but when has that ever stopped you?