Who's Who on PD.com

[Cainad (dec.)]

Total victory

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The Hirley0 one is perfect. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

The Hirley0 one is perfect. 

One of my favs

[Cramulus]

Cramulus:
Picture:  Pending
AKA:  Professor Cramulus, Wilford Brimley

Cramulus started his career as one of the founding members of the Latino boy band "Menudo", and quickly leveraged his fame to gain a spot as an AM radio "shock jock".  He spent the next 10 years ranting on air about the dangers of liberalism and diabetes.  During this period, he also invented the "sport" ballpipe, which he used as a method of castrating all of the other males of mating age in New York State.  Relevant videos can be found on Youtube.  Viewer discretion is advised.  After the infamous fake 'stache scandal of 2007, he was barred from broadcasting, and took up a new career, that of being a one-legged prostitute, with a rapidly expanding clientelle.  This was a ruse; he was merely gathering blackmail material...in 2009, he began a massive campaign of blackmail and extortion against local politicians, as the first stage of a coup.  He successfully took over the town of Tarryton.  Enraged that nobody noticed, he vanished into the bayous of upstate New York, swearing a terrible revenge.  He hasn't been seen since.  Turn ons include 'stache and choking skeeter, turn offs are not on record.

you motherfucker, you've GONE TOO FAR
                /
 

[Doktor Howl]

Cramulus:
Picture:  Pending
AKA:  Professor Cramulus, Wilford Brimley

Cramulus started his career as one of the founding members of the Latino boy band "Menudo", and quickly leveraged his fame to gain a spot as an AM radio "shock jock".  He spent the next 10 years ranting on air about the dangers of liberalism and diabetes.  During this period, he also invented the "sport" ballpipe, which he used as a method of castrating all of the other males of mating age in New York State.  Relevant videos can be found on Youtube.  Viewer discretion is advised.  After the infamous fake 'stache scandal of 2007, he was barred from broadcasting, and took up a new career, that of being a one-legged prostitute, with a rapidly expanding clientelle.  This was a ruse; he was merely gathering blackmail material...in 2009, he began a massive campaign of blackmail and extortion against local politicians, as the first stage of a coup.  He successfully took over the town of Tarryton.  Enraged that nobody noticed, he vanished into the bayous of upstate New York, swearing a terrible revenge.  He hasn't been seen since.  Turn ons include 'stache and choking skeeter, turn offs are not on record.

you motherfucker, you've GONE TOO FAR
                /
 

At this point, I imagine I should be in a state of terror that would literally liquify my bowels, and I should shit my colon into my pant leg.

But I think that the years have mellowed your WRATH and your TERRORMIRTH, and I remain unmoved.  As does my colon.

[Junkenstein]

The anticipation is killing me.

Defame me dammit.

[Doktor Howl]

The anticipation is killing me.

Defame me dammit.

Sorry, writing life during wartime.

[Junkenstein]

I'll gladly wait then.

[EK WAFFLR]

My goodness, these are fucking good! 

[Doktor Howl]

My goodness, these are fucking good! 

You're on the block, too, alongside Twid, Junkenstien, and Suu.

Tonight, there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

[EK WAFFLR]

My goodness, these are fucking good! 

You're on the block, too, alongside Twid, Junkenstien, and Suu.

Tonight, there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

 

[Freeky]

Cramulus:
Picture:  Pending
AKA:  Professor Cramulus, Wilford Brimley

Cramulus started his career as one of the founding members of the Latino boy band "Menudo", and quickly leveraged his fame to gain a spot as an AM radio "shock jock".  He spent the next 10 years ranting on air about the dangers of liberalism and diabetes.  During this period, he also invented the "sport" ballpipe, which he used as a method of castrating all of the other males of mating age in New York State.  Relevant videos can be found on Youtube.  Viewer discretion is advised.  After the infamous fake 'stache scandal of 2007, he was barred from broadcasting, and took up a new career, that of being a one-legged prostitute, with a rapidly expanding clientelle.  This was a ruse; he was merely gathering blackmail material...in 2009, he began a massive campaign of blackmail and extortion against local politicians, as the first stage of a coup.  He successfully took over the town of Tarryton.  Enraged that nobody noticed, he vanished into the bayous of upstate New York, swearing a terrible revenge.  He hasn't been seen since.  Turn ons include 'stache and choking skeeter, turn offs are not on record.

you motherfucker, you've GONE TOO FAR
                /
 

At this point, I imagine I should be in a state of terror that would literally liquify my bowels, and I should shit my colon into my pant leg.

But I think that the years have mellowed your WRATH and your TERRORMIRTH, and I remain unmoved.  As does my colon.

And then Dok pulled a Remington.

[Doktor Howl]

Yeeeeeah.   

Dok,
Is a sucker for that shit.

[Doktor Howl]

Twid is done, working on more.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Twid is done, working on more.

 

Holy shit.