i mean, pardon my english but this, the life i'm living is ww1 trench warfare.
The Hirley0 one is perfect.
Cramulus: Picture: PendingAKA: Professor Cramulus, Wilford BrimleyCramulus started his career as one of the founding members of the Latino boy band "Menudo", and quickly leveraged his fame to gain a spot as an AM radio "shock jock". He spent the next 10 years ranting on air about the dangers of liberalism and diabetes. During this period, he also invented the "sport" ballpipe, which he used as a method of castrating all of the other males of mating age in New York State. Relevant videos can be found on Youtube. Viewer discretion is advised. After the infamous fake 'stache scandal of 2007, he was barred from broadcasting, and took up a new career, that of being a one-legged prostitute, with a rapidly expanding clientelle. This was a ruse; he was merely gathering blackmail material...in 2009, he began a massive campaign of blackmail and extortion against local politicians, as the first stage of a coup. He successfully took over the town of Tarryton. Enraged that nobody noticed, he vanished into the bayous of upstate New York, swearing a terrible revenge. He hasn't been seen since. Turn ons include 'stache and choking skeeter, turn offs are not on record.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:25:39 pmCramulus: Picture: PendingAKA: Professor Cramulus, Wilford BrimleyCramulus started his career as one of the founding members of the Latino boy band "Menudo", and quickly leveraged his fame to gain a spot as an AM radio "shock jock". He spent the next 10 years ranting on air about the dangers of liberalism and diabetes. During this period, he also invented the "sport" ballpipe, which he used as a method of castrating all of the other males of mating age in New York State. Relevant videos can be found on Youtube. Viewer discretion is advised. After the infamous fake 'stache scandal of 2007, he was barred from broadcasting, and took up a new career, that of being a one-legged prostitute, with a rapidly expanding clientelle. This was a ruse; he was merely gathering blackmail material...in 2009, he began a massive campaign of blackmail and extortion against local politicians, as the first stage of a coup. He successfully took over the town of Tarryton. Enraged that nobody noticed, he vanished into the bayous of upstate New York, swearing a terrible revenge. He hasn't been seen since. Turn ons include 'stache and choking skeeter, turn offs are not on record.you motherfucker, you've GONE TOO FAR /
The anticipation is killing me. Defame me dammit.
My goodness, these are fucking good!
Quote from: Waffleman on July 22, 2013, 09:36:07 pmMy goodness, these are fucking good! You're on the block, too, alongside Twid, Junkenstien, and Suu.Tonight, there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Quote from: Cramulus on July 22, 2013, 05:52:00 pmQuote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:25:39 pmCramulus: Picture: PendingAKA: Professor Cramulus, Wilford BrimleyCramulus started his career as one of the founding members of the Latino boy band "Menudo", and quickly leveraged his fame to gain a spot as an AM radio "shock jock". He spent the next 10 years ranting on air about the dangers of liberalism and diabetes. During this period, he also invented the "sport" ballpipe, which he used as a method of castrating all of the other males of mating age in New York State. Relevant videos can be found on Youtube. Viewer discretion is advised. After the infamous fake 'stache scandal of 2007, he was barred from broadcasting, and took up a new career, that of being a one-legged prostitute, with a rapidly expanding clientelle. This was a ruse; he was merely gathering blackmail material...in 2009, he began a massive campaign of blackmail and extortion against local politicians, as the first stage of a coup. He successfully took over the town of Tarryton. Enraged that nobody noticed, he vanished into the bayous of upstate New York, swearing a terrible revenge. He hasn't been seen since. Turn ons include 'stache and choking skeeter, turn offs are not on record.you motherfucker, you've GONE TOO FAR / At this point, I imagine I should be in a state of terror that would literally liquify my bowels, and I should shit my colon into my pant leg.But I think that the years have mellowed your WRATH and your TERRORMIRTH, and I remain unmoved. As does my colon.
Twid is done, working on more.
