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Started by Doktor Howl, July 19, 2013, 04:25:39 PM

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Junkenstein

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 09:18:32 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 23, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
With the change of a single word, that's almost worth shoving into my CV.

Which word?

Englishman.

Actually, I think I'll slap together a CV with this taking pride of place as my personal statement.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:15:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 09:18:32 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 23, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
With the change of a single word, that's almost worth shoving into my CV.

Which word?

Englishman.

Actually, I think I'll slap together a CV with this taking pride of place as my personal statement.

:?
Molon Lube

Junkenstein

What? I'm not English.

Claiming to be so round these parts can be hazardous to your health too.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:18:33 PM
What? I'm not English.

Claiming to be so round these parts can be hazardous to your health too.

Welsh?
Molon Lube

Junkenstein

Close enough. Slightly less cultured, but close enough.

To be fair, It's impressive you can tell the difference at all. I tend to lump the various constituent parts of the UK under "Scum" to save time.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:23:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:18:33 PM
What? I'm not English.

Claiming to be so round these parts can be hazardous to your health too.

Welsh?

another one of those Scottish bastards, iirc

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:31:57 PM
Close enough. Slightly less cultured, but close enough.

Orkney?
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:33:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:23:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:18:33 PM
What? I'm not English.

Claiming to be so round these parts can be hazardous to your health too.

Welsh?

another one of those Scottish bastards, iirc

Oh, right. 

Wait.  I thought he said he wasn't English.
Molon Lube

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 24, 2013, 04:35:10 PM
:argh!:

It's no use complaining to ME.  I didn't draw the Risk board.
Molon Lube

P3nT4gR4m

*adds Risk designer to "the list" *

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

You are lucky you are an ocean and 3/4ths of a continent away, Roger. P3nt is not the type to be called English
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 24, 2013, 04:37:25 PM
*adds Risk designer to "the list" *

See, my point is proven.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:38:06 PM
You are lucky you are an ocean and 3/4ths of a continent away, Roger. P3nt is not the type to be called English
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 24, 2013, 04:37:25 PM
*adds Risk designer to "the list" *

See, my point is proven.

I fear no man.  First off, he needs AIR, and we don't have any of that.  He'd be dead half-way up New Mexico.  2nd, there are no rivers for his kayak to come up.  I mean, there's rivers, we just don't have any WATER.  Third, he - being from "Scotland" only has to deal with one dangerous animal (ie, other Scots), so the wildlife here would eat him alive.
Molon Lube

P3nT4gR4m

4th America will eat itself a long time before I could be arsed to get there  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

5th, us pasty celt types would spontaneously combust without being dipped in factor 60 SPF from head to toe.