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Started by Doktor Howl, July 19, 2013, 04:25:39 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 05:47:45 PM
Stella:
Picture:  http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/08232012-012-1.jpg
AKA:  Fagbasket

Stella is an anthropologist who studied Texans in their native habitat.  All contact was lost with the expedition in 2006, and the worst is feared.  Her preliminary reports indicated that Texans are in fact technically human, in that they can breed with humans, but in her words "that's about it".  She reported that they have a crude system of government that seems to involve shouting a lot and male domination of females, with the full support of many of the females.  Later this year, she will be declared legally dead, on the 7th anniversary of her last dispatch.  Turn ons included rock n roll, turn offs included po'buckers.

Thank you!
*contemplates what legally dead people can DO. In TEXAS.*  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

Just did Cain, back on page 1.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#126
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Telarus

Why haven't I clicked this before now  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:




I'd love one.
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

The Good Reverend Roger

Well, I have to start a new page for Net, anyway, on account of character limits, so why not?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#132
PD's Criminal Element and Other Unsavory Characters

Hoopla
Picture:  No known photographs exist.
AKA:  The Baron

Hoopla is a porn adjuster in Toronto.  It's a little known field, but a crucial one, at least to Some People.  What he does bears a little explanation.

Suppose you're driving to work, and you have a pornography.  You're okay, but the other driver is a mess.  Both vehicles are hopelessy tangled together, still making odd noises.  The police stand around weeping and gnashing their teeth in rage because there's nothing they can charge you with.  50 years ago, you would have been fucking NICKED, my son, but this is a more enlightened time, you see.

You've already called your agent, and due to the extreme nature of the pornography, they say they're sending an adjuster out to look things over on the spot.  Afraid?  You should be. 

10 minutes later, a Smartcar pulls up, and an enormous bald freak unfolds out of it like a time-lapse flim of a prolapse.  Your brain locks with fear.  The man walks up and looks over the pornography.  "Yep", he says, "This definitely needs the air brush."

Your family never hears from you again.

Net
Photo:  Pending
AKA: The White Weasel, Frank Luke, Ron Jeremy

Net is an action hero.  He saves the children, in 30 minutes minus this little word from our sponsors.  Net is faster than a speeding building.  He can jump over bullets with a single bound.  He was a member of the JLA, but there was this little accident, see, where the Invisible Man was doing Wonder Woman on the roof.  Net got a little anxious...He couldn't see the Invisible Man, of course, and he mistook Wonder Woman's flailing as a sort of a "come hither" thing.  Net isn't a man to waste time, so he flew down there at the speed of sound and got busy.  Still not seeing the Invisible Man.  Who is expected to fully recover in due time.

Telarus
Photo:  Pending
AKA:  No known aliases.

Telarus is a tractor porn fiend from Hawaii.  Having been asked to leave, he settled in Portland, where his vices are not considered too spectacular.  By day, he is a mild-mannered barista with a Brad Pitt hat and a sweater vest...But by night, he is TELARUS, KING OF THE PAINT HUFFERS.  His people follow him fanatically for reasons unknown, and do whatever he says.  WHATEVER he says.  He himself does not huff paint.  No.  His urges are stronger and more atavistic.  He is a bestial man, and nobody walks the streets at night.  At least not twice.

His turn ons include Pavarati and tulip cultivation.  His turn offs include vice detectives and the Comstock Act.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

"time-lapse film of a prolapse"


:horrormirth:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 24, 2013, 05:51:26 PM
"time-lapse film of a prolapse"


:horrormirth:

My head is kinda all full of angry midgets and stuff.  I can't help it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.