The Hoi Polloi
Luna
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Aka: The Final Critic
Luna is a Providence spag who spent her childhood as the entire Weather Underground. The horrible truth about this is that she was never "fighting the power", whe was instead "bored on a Saturday Night™". When she'd had enough of that, she blew up her roomies to cover her tracks and then went into the theater industry. Luna now reviews broadway shows, usually leading to the suicides of lead role divas, directors, and the occasional stage hand. Her turn ons include short firemen. Her turn offs include "revisions" of
Evita and "new interpretations" of
The Nutcracker.
Badbeast
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Aka: The Lambeth Road Terror, Curry Truck Junkie, Jack the Ripper
Badbeast started his career as "Sawney Beane" (google it). This activity led to Badbeast inventing curry, which has become a staple of the English diet. Perfecting the recipe led to the infamous "Jack the Ripper" legend, although Badbeast - being a royalist - felt really bad about Empress Victoria's kid getting the blame, even if unofficially. Badbeast's head contains what is basically a sodden mass of chips & lager, and his rages are legendary. He is not unlike those Rottweilers that eat babies...He can't help it, it's just his nature. Rumor has it that he has recenty fallen in with P3ntagram and Junkenstein, the ramifications of which boggle the mind with horror. His turn ons include England sinking. His turn offs include Margaret Thatcher, Echo & the Bunnymen, and
Stardust.