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The Future? I'll Give You the Future.

Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., July 19, 2013, 05:33:58 PM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Dok Howl's 'utopian' writings not cutting your cheese? Real-life news stories getting you down?

Is the mere idea of getting off your couch to join the protesting masses making you break out into a cold sweat?

It's okay, Brother. Let me tell you about the REAL Future.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPH9OYfsJAA


Isn't that better? Doesn't it make all your worries go away? It's okay. Sit back down. Have another Coke and an even bigger cheeseburger than last time. Everything is going to be A-OK.

The Future loves you.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIRâ„¢
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.