FOR THE CHILDREN

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah, I'm at a loss for words. Good to know there are neighbors in this world looking out for buttsex violations for the greater good of end pedophilia. Or something. 

There's always some outraged asshole who isn't going to just STAND BY while Those People act in such a manner.

And we, as society, used to reward them for it.  In some places and in some situations, we still do.  Outrage is addicting, and it's way easier to be the loud asshole being outraged, than it is to think or maybe MIND YOUR BUSINESS and GO HAVE SOME FUN OF YOUR OWN.

When I am an elderly woman, and the young folks of the future come to me at my deathbed, they will ask me what I learned during my life.

"Roger was right about this century."

When I am on my deathbed, I will wait patiently for all the kiddies to gather round.

Then I will hork up an organ or two on them, roll over, and die.

[P3nT4gR4m]

This century is fine. It's just there's a small contingent of throwbacks who want us all back in the last century or the century before. BJ's and assfucks didn't used to be legal, you know. There was a time when that shit would get you hung

[Suu]

Yeah, I'm at a loss for words. Good to know there are neighbors in this world looking out for buttsex violations for the greater good of end pedophilia. Or something. 

There's always some outraged asshole who isn't going to just STAND BY while Those People act in such a manner.

And we, as society, used to reward them for it.  In some places and in some situations, we still do.  Outrage is addicting, and it's way easier to be the loud asshole being outraged, than it is to think or maybe MIND YOUR BUSINESS and GO HAVE SOME FUN OF YOUR OWN.

When I am an elderly woman, and the young folks of the future come to me at my deathbed, they will ask me what I learned during my life.

"Roger was right about this century."

When I am on my deathbed, I will wait patiently for all the kiddies to gather round.

Then I will hork up an organ or two on them, roll over, and die.

And then leave body parts to us in your will. I mean, you promised.

[McGrupp]

I'm trying to figure out how they are going to enforce this.

Reprogram sentinels from X-men to hunt BJs instead of mutants?


edit: changed humans to mutants. Sentinels hunt mutants.

[Left]

[rant]
Just because I have sex with a CONSENTING ADULT of the same gender and have been known to do other freaky shit involving mouths, rectums, and genitals with CONSENTING ADULTS, I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK CHILDREN! 

QUEER=/= CHILDFUCKER!

Considering how childfuckers have personally fucked up my life, it REALLY pisses me the fuck off, ALRIGHT???
[/rant]

[Doktor Howl]

I'm trying to figure out how they are going to enforce this.

Reprogram sentinels from X-men to hunt BJs instead of mutants?


edit: changed humans to mutants. Sentinels hunt mutants.

Or just watch you through your laptop, which isn't actually ever "off" anymore.

No shit, this has happened.  Some kid, IIRC.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm trying to figure out how they are going to enforce this.

Historically?  They waited until some nosy neighbor complained, then instead of arresting the peeping tom, they kicked the door in at night and arrested the people having monkey fun.

That's how it all went to SCOTUS in the first place.

Or heat sensor cameras. 

[East Coast Hustle]

Or they'll just do it the old-fashioned way and wire everybody's pad for sound and then send the boys in the van out to drive around and listen for the dirty talk and the heavy breathing. Enforcing it, if they really wanted to, would be easy as pie. But they won't have to because passing a law like that guarantees that all the wanna-be brownshirts and wingnut control freaks will enforce it for you whenever they get a chance because "WELL WE HAD TO BEAT THE CATPISS OUT OF THEM TO STOP THEM FROM DOIN WHAT THEY WAS DOIN. IT'S ILLEGAL AND THIS IS A DECENT NEIGHBORHOOD FULL OF DECENT FOLK."

[Doktor Howl]

Or they'll just do it the old-fashioned way and wire everybody's pad for sound and then send the boys in the van out to drive around and listen for the dirty talk and the heavy breathing. Enforcing it, if they really wanted to, would be easy as pie. But they won't have to because passing a law like that guarantees that all the wanna-be brownshirts and wingnut control freaks will enforce it for you whenever they get a chance because "WELL WE HAD TO BEAT THE CATPISS OUT OF THEM TO STOP THEM FROM DOIN WHAT THEY WAS DOIN. IT'S ILLEGAL AND THIS IS A DECENT NEIGHBORHOOD FULL OF DECENT FOLK."

And they'll do it for the children.

[Left]

Or they'll just do it the old-fashioned way and wire everybody's pad for sound and then send the boys in the van out to drive around and listen for the dirty talk and the heavy breathing. Enforcing it, if they really wanted to, would be easy as pie. But they won't have to because passing a law like that guarantees that all the wanna-be brownshirts and wingnut control freaks will enforce it for you whenever they get a chance because "WELL WE HAD TO BEAT THE CATPISS OUT OF THEM TO STOP THEM FROM DOIN WHAT THEY WAS DOIN. IT'S ILLEGAL AND THIS IS A DECENT NEIGHBORHOOD FULL OF DECENT FOLK."

And they'll do it for the children.

[McGrupp]

I'm trying to figure out how they are going to enforce this.

Reprogram sentinels from X-men to hunt BJs instead of mutants?


edit: changed humans to mutants. Sentinels hunt mutants.

Or just watch you through your laptop, which isn't actually ever "off" anymore.

No shit, this has happened.  Some kid, IIRC.

That is scary and insidious. At least sentinels are straightforward about it. Also I need to go get a piece of tape.....

[Left]

http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/25/mcauliffe-why-am-i-emailing-you-about-sodomy/#ixzz2aJ3D4viZ

McAuliffe's Republican opponent Ken Cuccinelli plans to re-instate the crimes against nature law, which would "outlaw oral sex among consenting adults, married people, all kinds of folks, making it a felony."

"We need to raise $100,000 by the end of July to make sure Virginia's next governor is someone who is focused on jobs — not someone who is fighting for an outdated and offensive law," the email states.

I would have preferred it more succinct :

Focus on jobs-not blowjobs!

[Forsooth]

I live in Virginia.

I really thought we were done with this shit after the mandatory trans-vaginal ultrasound BS.

But nooooo, its all Dicks and Butts for the GOP in virginia.

They aren't even trying to veil their bias (or their stupidity) anymore.

I'm still confused by the fact that these guys get elected repeatedly.

[Left]

But nooooo, its all Dicks and Butts for the GOP in virginia.[/size][/font]

Gee, I thought Vagina was for lovers...

But seriously, I live in Texas. 
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/06/21/tx-gop-platform-jail-mexicans-criminalize-sodomy-gay-marriage-felony/

Nevertheless, the state's Republican party has voted on a platform  by which their candidates will stand, and it includes the reinstatement of laws banning sodomy: otherwise known as oral and anal sex.

The party's platform also seeks to make gay marriage a felony offense, which may be confusing to most given that the state does not sanction or recognize same sex marriages, meaning any such ceremony conducted does not bear the weight of law. Whether this means the GOP wants gay couples married in other states to be pursued through Texas as dangerous criminals, the party did not specify.

...Bible-humpers...