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Started by Junkenstein, July 22, 2013, 08:00:58 PM

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LMNO

If this is in any way similar to the filters they put in US libraries, all sites relating to "naughty bit" cancers (breast, testical, cervix, rectal) will also be blocked.

Abortion, too.

OH MY GOODNESS, WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

Cain

Well, it's a bit more sophisticated than that.

But there will be a lot of blocked sites that are purely collateral damage, yes.

Junkenstein

Ha

Ahaha

AHAHAHA

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23452097

QuoteThe pornography filtering system praised by David Cameron is controlled by the controversial Chinese company Huawei, the BBC has learned.

UK-based employees at the firm are able to decide which sites TalkTalk's net filtering service blocks.

Politicians in both the UK and US have raised concerns about alleged close ties between Huawei and the Chinese government.

The company says the worries are without foundation and prejudiced.

On Monday the Prime Minister said TalkTalk had shown "great leadership" in setting up its system, Homesafe, which it has offered to customers since 2011.

Wonderful.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

Is there a circumvent in place yet, or are we just going to keep playing proxy whack-a-mole? Companies and governments failing to fuck with my internet is becoming tiresome. Why won't these retards just give up?  :argh!:

Somebody really ought to shut these fuckers down

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Left

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 26, 2013, 09:23:50 AM
Is there a circumvent in place yet, or are we just going to keep playing proxy whack-a-mole? Companies and governments failing to fuck with my internet is becoming tiresome. Why won't these retards just give up?  :argh!:

Somebody really ought to shut these fuckers down

The government sites should be filtered out.  Why? 
Governments do WAY more harm than porn ever even thought of doing.

...Won't someone THINK OF THE CHILDREN????
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

P3nT4gR4m

The fact that governments are still running websites was what led me to believe that lulzsec really was just a toothless fuckabout

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

Cameron had to do *something* to appease The Daily Mail crowd after gay marriage.

For the Children.


P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Pixie on July 26, 2013, 10:49:26 AM
Cameron had to do *something* to appease The Daily Mail crowd after gay marriage.

For the Children.

Putting the cart before the horse there, Pix. You make it sound like the daily mail crowd are capable of independent thought  :lulz:

The daily mail crowd were spoonfed their outrage and opinions by government inc. Precisely so that they'd demand this level of censorship and open the door for even more at a later date.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 26, 2013, 10:55:31 AM
Quote from: Pixie on July 26, 2013, 10:49:26 AM
Cameron had to do *something* to appease The Daily Mail crowd after gay marriage.

For the Children.

Putting the cart before the horse there, Pix. You make it sound like the daily mail crowd are capable of independent thought  :lulz:

The daily mail crowd were spoonfed their outrage and opinions by government inc. Precisely so that they'd demand this level of censorship and open the door for even more at a later date.

oh, yea.
:lulz:

Cain

Quote from: Junkenstein on July 26, 2013, 08:39:19 AM
Ha

Ahaha

AHAHAHA

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23452097

QuoteThe pornography filtering system praised by David Cameron is controlled by the controversial Chinese company Huawei, the BBC has learned.

UK-based employees at the firm are able to decide which sites TalkTalk's net filtering service blocks.

Politicians in both the UK and US have raised concerns about alleged close ties between Huawei and the Chinese government.

The company says the worries are without foundation and prejudiced.

On Monday the Prime Minister said TalkTalk had shown "great leadership" in setting up its system, Homesafe, which it has offered to customers since 2011.

Wonderful.

According to Michael Hayden, former head of the CIA, Huawei is a Chinese intelligence cut-out, supplying them with intelligence on foreign networks it is allowed to operate on.

So Cameron's not only going to be setting up an online surveillance system, it's going to be likely controlled by Chinese spooks.

Hahaha, what a retard.

LMNO

"We block your porn, China watches you masturbate to old Christine Aguilera videos."