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Dance, Fuckers!

Started by Doktor Howl, July 25, 2013, 04:20:17 PM

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LMNO

#15
July 25, 2013, 05:25:40 PM
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Suu

#16
July 25, 2013, 05:39:56 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 25, 2013, 05:24:39 PM

I got the fucking music in me, folks.  And you can't kill the music, even with a chainsaw.

Or you can just ADD the chainsaw!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

hooplala

#17
July 25, 2013, 05:47:36 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2013, 05:39:56 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 25, 2013, 05:24:39 PM

I got the fucking music in me, folks.  And you can't kill the music, even with a chainsaw.

Or you can just ADD the chainsaw!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo

I been schooled!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

#18
July 25, 2013, 05:50:18 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 25, 2013, 05:24:39 PM
There are those who state I live on Planet Earth. Some people think I live in North America.  Others are more pedantic and claim I live within the borders of what is generally known in the Western World as "Canada"... still others will say I live in the GTA (The land of Rob Ford, not of the endlessly more entertaining video game by the same general name), while others who are no fan of the amalgamation will state that I live in Toronto.

They are all wrong.

I live in the Land of a Thousand Dances, and will remain here until my bones are still bouncing like maggots on midsummer roadkill.

I got the fucking music in me, folks.  And you can't kill the music, even with a chainsaw.

SHIT YEAH!  PREACH IT!
Molon Lube

Pergamos

#19
July 25, 2013, 06:47:08 PM
I dance badly enough that my wife has forbidden me from doing so anywhere that anyone she knows might see, and yet, I still dance.  I gotta.  I dance by myself as I clean the living room when my wife is at work, I dance in out of town bars where nobody knows me.  It's a shameful pleasure, because I know I look absurd, but still, the beat calls to me.
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