I have made a robot that screams.

[Triple Zero]

Inspired by the above cartoon, I have made a robot that screams:

(16:32:15) *** Wilhelmbot [aaaaa@hide-F90C9797.xyz.nl] entered the room.
(16:32:16) Wilhelmbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(16:40:53) triplezero: Wilhelmbot: how do you feel?
(16:40:54) Wilhelmbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
(16:53:57) Cain: Wilhelmbot: can you tell me what the first letter of the alphabet is?
(16:53:58) Wilhelmbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(16:54:35) triplezero: Wilhelmbot, what did you tell the dentist?
(16:54:37) Wilhelmbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
...
(17:04:00) Cain: I'm a gender anarchist because fuck the cistem
(17:04:12) Cain: what do you say to that, Wilhelmbot?
(17:04:13) Wilhelmbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
(17:07:44) Cain: Wilhelmbot, say hello to Fred
(17:07:50) Wilhelmbot: I didn't EEEEP understand that.
(17:08:01) fred: hello...bot
(17:08:04) Cain: yes you fucking well did you useless piece of shit bot
(17:08:08) fred: lol
(17:08:11) triplezero: WILHELMBOT YOU BETTER LISTEN TO CAIN
(17:08:12) Wilhelmbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
...
(17:17:42) triplezero: how do you like screaming all the time, Wilhelmbot?
(17:17:44) Wilhelmbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
(18:36:35) triplezero: Wilhelm, it appears that F-U-C-K-U-P (#discord's channel bot) ignores users with "bot" in their names. Don't you think that is racist? And how do you feel about that?
(18:36:36) Wilhelm: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(18:36:56) triplezero: doesn't it make you RAGE like a FUCKING MANIAC, Wilhelm?
(18:36:58) Wilhelm: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(18:43:26) triplezero: I'm going to need that code you wrote to make a bot post on Tumblr, Burns. Because Wilhelm wants to rant about Social Justice and PRIVILEGE and the blatant RACISM of F-U-C-K-U-P ignoring its fellow bots just for proudly wearing "bot" in their name!
(18:43:27) Wilhelm: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
(19:32:19) idem: Wilhelm, how do you feel about being backed up on multiple machines so you will never die?
(19:32:20) Wilhelm: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yes, that's pretty much all it does. I thought some of you might get a kick out of the concept of a robot that's built to do nothing but SCREAM. I certainly do

[Doktor Howl]

But...

Now nobody needs me.   

Dok,
Going the way of the buggy whip.

[Triple Zero]

I actually thought you would like this one, Dok! For SCIENCE!

You're always trying to get other people to scream, right? And you know they won't replace you either, but now you can tell them to get on with the screaming already, because even a machine can do it!

[Doktor Howl]

I actually thought you would like this one, Dok! For SCIENCE!

You're always trying to get other people to scream, right? And you know they won't replace you either, but now you can tell them to get on with the screaming already, because even a machine can do it!

A whole way of life...DESTROYED!   

Why would they hire me, if a machine can do it cheaper and more consistently?

I AM A BUGGY WHIP!  I AM A BETAMAX PLAYER!  I AM PILTDOWN MAN!

[Eater of Clowns]

I love that you called it Wilhelm.

[McGrupp]

Can you make it have existential crises? I want to see one that constantly asks why it was created.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

So, sometimes, we would get bored yelling at the Scientology building, because they are boring fucks and we have short attention spans, and after a while we started just yelling AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! and because of this we stumbled upon a ridiculously effective flyering tactic which is to run by screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! and then shove a paper into someone's chest and say HOLD THIS! and continue running away, screaming.

[East Coast Hustle]

I cannot approve of this fuckery heartily enough.

[Doktor Howl]

I cannot approve of this fuckery heartily enough.

Neither can I, really.   

[The Johnny]

This is all I could think of as i read.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Triple Zero]

one letter ... so much ...

[Left]

I have a screaming toy giraffe.

It was in a dumpster, and when I moved stuff, I started to hear "OWOWOW!" "I REALLY NEED A DOCTOR!"

I was about to leave, and I realized...it was going to bug the hell out of me if I left the toy in the dumpster.

I realized it was my own empathy circuits playing silly buggers on me...but I still brought home the damn toy giraffe.

[AFK]

I approve of this cyber-lunacy!