I FIXED THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA

[Pæs]

DON'T WORRY GUYS. ALL IT NEEDED WAS TO BE GIZOOGLED.

NOW IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

http://pastebin.com/ZCnatkSG

[Telarus]

 

In 1968, virtually no muthafucka had heard of dis straight-up dope book.

[Pæs]

GREATER POOP:Is you straight-up straight-up or what?
MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometimes I take seriousness
humorously. Either way it is irrelevant.

GP: Maybe yo ass is just crazy.
M2: Indeed hommie biaaatch! But do not reject these teachin as false cuz I be crazy. The
reason dat I be wild-ass is cuz they is true.

[Telarus]

No,said another legend-- tha PRINCIPIA was straight-up tha work of tha Sufi Order n' shiznit fo' realz.

[Pæs]

I Tell You: One must
still have chaos up in one
ta give birth ta a
ridin' dirty star playa!

-Nietzsche

[Pæs]

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT QUOTING THE DOCUMENT IN THE OP.

[President Television]

I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy, biatch.

[East Coast Hustle]

Shit, I did this bit years ago with the Mad Skillz troll.

[MMMW]

dis shiznit cray 

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Gypsie: What do you be thinkin bout tha PRINCIPIA now, biatch? Would you wanna chizzle it?

Hill: I consider it a successful work n' I wouldn't wanna chizzle dat shit. In
some ways it is immature n' I aint tha same thug I was 10 muthafuckin years ago yo, but
it accomplished tha objectives I set fo' mah dirty ass n' it has tha effect I wanted
it ta have. There is all dem errors though.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

In tha year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchdome by tha name of
Gayface, gots it tha fuck into his head dat tha universe was as humorless as
he, n' his thugged-out lil' punk-ass fuckin started ta teach dat play was sinful cuz it contradicted
the wayz of Serious Order n' shit. "Look at all tha order round you," he
said. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! And from that, da ruffneck deluded real pimps ta believe dat realitizzle was
a straightjacket affair n' not tha aiiight romizzle as pimps had known dat shit.

It aint presently understood why pimps was so gullible at that
particular time, fo' straight-up no one thought ta observe all the
disorder round dem n' conclude just tha opposite. But anyway,
Gayface n' his wild lil' followers took tha game of playin at game more
seriously than they took game itself n' was known even ta destroy
other livin beings whose wayz of game differed from they own.

Da fucked up result of dis is dat mankind has since been
sufferin from a psychedelic n' spiritual imbalance. Imbalizzle causes
frustration, n' frustration causes fear fo' realz. And fear make fo' a wack trip. Man
has been on a wack trip fo' a long-ass time now, nahmeean?

It be called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.




                                                Bullshiznit make tha flowers
                                                grow & thatz dope.

[GrannySmith]

Climb tha fuck into tha Chao wit a gangbangin' playa or two
And follow tha Way it carries you,
Adrift like a Lunatic Lifeboat Crew
Over tha Waves up in whatever you do.
        (HBT; Da Book of Advise, 1:3)

              

[Triple Zero]

Mista Muthafuckin Momomoto, hyped Japanese whoz ass can swallow his nose,has been exposed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dat shiznit was recently revealed dat dat shiznit was Mista Muthafuckin Momomotoz brutha whoz ass has been bustin all dis nozzle swallowing.

brilliant find, fu ck in g hi la ri ou s

[LMNO]

Shit, I did this bit years ago with the Mad Skillz troll.

Word, homie.

[Cainad (dec.)]