News:

TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

Main Menu

This is hardly surprising.

Started by Doktor Howl, July 26, 2013, 09:41:23 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Q. G. Pennyworth

But Doc, FAT PEOPLE ARE LAZY. END OF STUDY.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 26, 2013, 09:49:25 PM
But Doc, FAT PEOPLE ARE LAZY. END OF STUDY.

Yes.  And poor people are fat because they eat too much on the welfare.
Molon Lube

Q. G. Pennyworth

And fat people are poor because they eat out instead of making healthy food at home, because everyone has easy access to quality ingredients and sufficient time to prepare foods.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 26, 2013, 09:59:16 PM
And fat people are poor because they eat out instead of making healthy food at home, because everyone has easy access to quality ingredients and sufficient time to prepare foods.

TOO MANY FOOD STAMPS.  IS WHY THEY ARE FAT.

Has nothing to do with the quality of the food they can afford.  Silly hippies!  Food is food.
Molon Lube

Eater of Clowns

I've been saying all along that fat people would have less incentive to stay fat if we just taxed gravity. They wouldn't use so much of it if they had to pay for it.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Nooooo way. Only stupid lazy people are fat. It's a FACTTM. Everyone knows this.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIRâ„¢
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Left

Yup, the more I got made fun of, the huger I got.

Anecdotal evidence to support.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy